Time to pretend

By fmeplease - 31/05/2009 21:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
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imajinethat 0

Well, the good news is, you just got ****** by life. :) Congrats.

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Animati0n 0

So? It's not a bad thing.

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deliciouskaek 1

#9 :: wow. that's really sad. have you ever used one? @ OP :: Nothing wrong with virginity, so not really an FML.

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timeisindustry 0

Those of you who didn't know that condoms expired are idiots. Hopefully you haven't been "accidentally" procreating, adding more stupidity to the gene pool. OP: It's good to be prepared, but you kind of jinxed yourself there. It will happen when it happens, then you can worry about the condoms. =P

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Palx 0

you didn't cleaned your bedside table for over 5 years... easy to understand why you haven't get laid

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Always_Abby 0

Have to agree with #25.

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o_O_0_o 0

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA poor kid.

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fyourlives 0

how is this an fml? and after realizing that you still havent had sex, the first thing you did was post it for the world to know? how about spending some of that time trying to get laid?

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DarkMirror 0

Eh no big deal. Just keep looking until you find the right person.

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Luckster 0

Nothing wrong with that man, sex isn't important. I been with the same man for a good 6 years now and we still haven't done it. There's a million other things to do in your day other than sex.

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