By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 16:00

Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
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childlessmother 16

In other words she is tired of only pleasing you? Or you took too long. Give her a lick see what happens

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bewareimaninja 5

******** get annoying and the favor never gets returned

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jkjorn 16

Actually, it doesn't. Which means it does. It's the sort of quandary that would overload an evil computer on Star Trek, isn't it?

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RichardPencil 30

It does, either literally or figuratively. It’s sad if it is both simultaneously.

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childlessmother 16

In other words she is tired of only pleasing you? Or you took too long. Give her a lick see what happens

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joshi42 16

So, what should he do next? Stick her to an envelope?

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Mungolikecandy 19

You may need to work on spicing things up as it appears they are getting a tad mundane.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

New rule: All phones/laptops/tablets, etc are to be left out of whichever room gets to host the lovin'. New rule the second: Give her an ****** first, and she might be happy enough to return the favor.

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bewareimaninja 5

******** get annoying and the favor never gets returned

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Vern Ehlers 5

At least your wife still gives you ********. Next time you're going down on her, do the same thing, show her how it feels.

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TrashlifeKaylala 12

You don’t need someones full attention while thats happening. I give my bf bjs while he plays computer games. The occasional hand on the head is enough for me to know hes into it. But yeah, bjs are a bitch and after so long rather difficult. Let the girl take a break and check her phone

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rotflqtms_ 21

RIP, you got a *******... Maybe you need to come a little faster if it's taking so long she got bored... it's not just a one way street, and you're lucky you even get ********, so quit complaining here and figure out what caused her to lose interest... did you take too long? Were you being arousing to her in any way? Did she even want to give you one, or did you request it?

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