By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 18:47 - Canada

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Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML
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perdix 29

Why did you buy so many? I'd call that cock-eyed optimism!

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tgm0112 0
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#2 Latex loses elasticity and becomes more likely to fail upon operation. Takes several years, mind you, but it happens. #3 You're a moron.

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lrb081 0
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Why not just get a 3 pack?

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B4SK3TB4IL 0
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cuz those will expire 2

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ItsOkayImWhite 0

or maybe what he needs is a six pack to get more chicks.

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fringle 0

how do condoms expire?

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tgm0112 0
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#2 Latex loses elasticity and becomes more likely to fail upon operation. Takes several years, mind you, but it happens. #3 You're a moron.

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ThatFailed 0
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Haha. i liked the second bit #6 :P

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LikeOhMahGoose 0
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first (: and that sucks for you. are you ugly?

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MrFail_fml 0
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haha FAIL! your first? ur third!! NOOBIE! anyways, to the dude who posted this FML, i feel sorry for you dude, get in the game!

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

So not first. Douche bag, you don't know shit, think before you say something. Op it's not to late to change your sex life.

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JustaDO_fml 14
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EA Sports it's in the game

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Bookworm1426 7
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Well it's obviously not in anything.

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Superawesomestev 0
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go get laid. stop being a Nancy.

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rockintothebeat 0
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maybe he bought multiple packs and just didnt use those. say, he bought 50 and used 30 in however many years. and thats why he had to throw away 20.

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kile88 2
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get over it!! why is it important lol

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perdix 29

Why did you buy so many? I'd call that cock-eyed optimism!

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BlackScorpionAng 0
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ha ha ha "cock-eyed optimism"

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jimmyjimjobobo 0
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lol FYL everyone should go to my youube channel and watch some of my videos ________________ www.YouTube.com/jimmyjimjobobo123

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djb1034 0
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honestly, sex is kind of overrated in imo. sure, its a lot of fun, but its not that big of a deal if you aren't having it. that being said, it also isn't that hard to get laid if you try.

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perdix 29

No, it's not IMO. It's fantastic even if you've been doing it with the same woman for years (and if my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! (that's an old joke)).

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Raiderwrstler65 0

why'd you have 20? that's dumb get like a 3 pack

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