By clash - 28/11/2008 06:30 - France

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Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
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tpike1296 11

with a name like "beiberfever" you arent!

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fourzerofour 0

I haven't ever had sex in 19 years. Shut up.

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Nsc 0

You keep them on at all times? I thought I was the only one...

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themasshysteria 0

you mean they expired? that sucks pretty bad.

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ChuckChuckyLukeMrCowboy 5

no it's not, it's a beautiful play of words

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cocolynn12 0

really? Today? good job.

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Pearson_fml 0

and instead of figuring out how to get some, you're sitting at a computer telling people how you're NOT having sex. Here's a hint, have you tried NOT spending all of your time on your computer?

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lollibots 0

so i havnt done it in 12 years.well most 12 year olds havent.

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UmBongos 3

I lost my virginity when i was 12. So yeah..

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Link5794 18

What 12 year old has sex? That's just messed up. It's closer to 10 than to 18. 12 years old is barely older than a little kid. I don't even think they teach sex ed to 12 year olds. Then again, I learned about it when I was about five or six from a children's encyclopedia.

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buckstop1 37

They taught me back in 5th grade 2011-2012

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twerking_riggs 22

assuming youre talking to #58, 1. they could be joking and 2. they also could have been raped so shut up maybe? and it also doesnt make you "cool" or whatever you were going for with that childrens encyclopedia shit

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fourzerofour 0

I haven't ever had sex in 19 years. Shut up.

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lmaouloser 5

I wouldn't want you to applaud me.

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