By clash - 28/11/2008 06:30 - France

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Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
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tpike1296 11
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with a name like "beiberfever" you arent!

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fourzerofour 0
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I haven't ever had sex in 19 years. Shut up.

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Nsc 0
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You keep them on at all times? I thought I was the only one...

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themasshysteria 0
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you mean they expired? that sucks pretty bad.

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KTteaspoon 0
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woah...thats sad...

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ChuckChuckyLukeMrCowboy 5

no it's not, it's a beautiful play of words

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ILIEKGIRLS 5
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I smell a virgin

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cocolynn12 0

really? Today? good job.

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Pearson_fml 0
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and instead of figuring out how to get some, you're sitting at a computer telling people how you're NOT having sex. Here's a hint, have you tried NOT spending all of your time on your computer?

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alexs001 0
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Just checked my box... 8 months left...FML

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gymtanlaundry 0
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im with you on that.

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lollibots 0

so i havnt done it in 12 years.well most 12 year olds havent.

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Sp3nc3r777 0
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page that's what u think

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UmBongos 3
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I lost my virginity when i was 12. So yeah..

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Link5794 18

What 12 year old has sex? That's just messed up. It's closer to 10 than to 18. 12 years old is barely older than a little kid. I don't even think they teach sex ed to 12 year olds. Then again, I learned about it when I was about five or six from a children's encyclopedia.

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buckstop1 37
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They taught me back in 5th grade 2011-2012

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twerking_riggs 22
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assuming youre talking to #58, 1. they could be joking and 2. they also could have been raped so shut up maybe? and it also doesnt make you "cool" or whatever you were going for with that childrens encyclopedia shit

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flossingpancake 18
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I know a few kids who got sex Ed at 12

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fourzerofour 0
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I haven't ever had sex in 19 years. Shut up.

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megalan 0
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Gus job man I applaud u

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lmaouloser 5

I wouldn't want you to applaud me.

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