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People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)
I didnt even notice the spelling mistake on the first read around :)
clearly OP deserved it more than the other person. I don't think a company wants someone who is going to put crap on someone else's desk to have the promotion. they chose right
I wonder if her name is Debra and it was her boss who shit on her desk after she rejected him.
Some people need to grow up. Just because you beat them to the job, they put a pile of crap on your desk? Screw them. Congrats on the new promotion, op.
Just means OP is the shit
Ahhhh... The sweet smell of spite and bitterness. Congrats OP, and don't worry about a little poo. You can pay to have someone clean it up now.
I always see that suggestion in various comments sections, but I never thought anyone would do it.
That must've REALLY put you down in the dumps...
Ahh what a "shitty" surprise? No one? Ok.... I just hope it wasn't too "corny." Still no one? Anyone? Ok
Poor OP, sounds like your day is already in the shitter.
Jealousy is one strong emotion.
Or in this case, motion :-)
Cocaine is one helluva drug.
That's so gross.
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People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)
Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.