By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 677
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MissWhitneyB 17

People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)

Wizardo 33

Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.

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MissWhitneyB 17

People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)

MissWhitneyB 17

Deserved* Oops -_-

I didnt even notice the spelling mistake on the first read around :)

iammeorami 25

scooby mrayed a mristake sowry.

clearly OP deserved it more than the other person. I don't think a company wants someone who is going to put crap on someone else's desk to have the promotion. they chose right

I wonder if her name is Debra and it was her boss who shit on her desk after she rejected him.

rockaroths 15

Are you Debra from the music video "Like a boss?"

nurchok 15

Congrats OP. It must have been the other employee that didn't get the position...

tjv3 10

Send it out for a DNA test then order a new desk

Wizardo 33

Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.

Ali_Br_fml 33

Some people need to grow up. Just because you beat them to the job, they put a pile of crap on your desk? Screw them. Congrats on the new promotion, op.

Just means OP is the shit

Ahhhh... The sweet smell of spite and bitterness. Congrats OP, and don't worry about a little poo. You can pay to have someone clean it up now.

I always see that suggestion in various comments sections, but I never thought anyone would do it.

That must've REALLY put you down in the dumps...

Ahh what a "shitty" surprise? No one? Ok.... I just hope it wasn't too "corny." Still no one? Anyone? Ok

DFresh503 8

I've heard of shit jobs before, but that's ridiculous

Poor OP, sounds like your day is already in the shitter.

Jealousy is one strong emotion.

Or in this case, motion :-)

Cocaine is one helluva drug.

I guess that you had to clean the shit off of your desk. Someone was envious of your promotion. That really sucks.

That's so gross.

Sounds like a shitty job.

The job was a good thing. The shit on the desk.... Maybe not