By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17

People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)

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Wizardo 33

Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.

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MissWhitneyB 17

People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)

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MissWhitneyB 17

Deserved* Oops -_-

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Since1998 20
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I didnt even notice the spelling mistake on the first read around :)

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iammeorami 25

scooby mrayed a mristake sowry.

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snowby2 15
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clearly OP deserved it more than the other person. I don't think a company wants someone who is going to put crap on someone else's desk to have the promotion. they chose right

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Shadomasta 5
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I wonder if her name is Debra and it was her boss who shit on her desk after she rejected him.

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rockaroths 15

Are you Debra from the music video "Like a boss?"

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nurchok 15

Congrats OP. It must have been the other employee that didn't get the position...

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tjv3 10

Send it out for a DNA test then order a new desk

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Wizardo 33

Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.

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Ali_Br_fml 33

Some people need to grow up. Just because you beat them to the job, they put a pile of crap on your desk? Screw them. Congrats on the new promotion, op.

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clemsi 20
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Just means OP is the shit

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corporatescoundr 25
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Ahhhh... The sweet smell of spite and bitterness. Congrats OP, and don't worry about a little poo. You can pay to have someone clean it up now.

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Mirorbo 26
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I always see that suggestion in various comments sections, but I never thought anyone would do it.

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MagicStallion 9
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That must've REALLY put you down in the dumps...

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Mobyman30 9
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Ahh what a "shitty" surprise? No one? Ok.... I just hope it wasn't too "corny." Still no one? Anyone? Ok

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DFresh503 8

I've heard of shit jobs before, but that's ridiculous

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AmberBlazeee 18
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Poor OP, sounds like your day is already in the shitter.

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Pauschinator 22
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Jealousy is one strong emotion.

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reaxion 25
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Or in this case, motion :-)

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corporatescoundr 25
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Cocaine is one helluva drug.

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pdp_fml 21
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I guess that you had to clean the shit off of your desk. Someone was envious of your promotion. That really sucks.

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Typicall 21
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That's so gross.

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zBLAKEz 23
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Sounds like a shitty job.

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ImAFaker 29
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The job was a good thing. The shit on the desk.... Maybe not

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