By peridot1aa - 24/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 574
You deserved it 210

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I hate to tell you this, kid, but your parents, or a sibling, fucked in your bed. And there's an 80% chance they were drunk. Which probably means that you got into bed at some point after sexy times, and the sheets were unchanged. Good luck living with those nightmares.

Looks like your parents may have taken your advice when you told them to get a room. Unfortunately, it happened to be yours.

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I hate to tell you this, kid, but your parents, or a sibling, fucked in your bed. And there's an 80% chance they were drunk. Which probably means that you got into bed at some point after sexy times, and the sheets were unchanged. Good luck living with those nightmares.

Looks like your parents may have taken your advice when you told them to get a room. Unfortunately, it happened to be yours.

whiskey'swino 15

I seriously hope it was still in the wrapper, not used.

Wow, that is amazing, a 15 year old cleaning their room.

do you have siblings if so smack the most likely culprit

Just picked up the damn bed.

EmDizzle2007 28

I promise you, most people glanced smooth over that.