By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23

I think the ghosts started without you.

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Chazzster 28

OP you need to clarify something very important - Do you live by yourself in your own apartment or room or do you share with anyone else. If you do live alone you need to get the locks changed (re-keyed) immediately. In that circumstance this could be considered a threat. Contact the police in that case. If you live with some others you need to tell the others what happened and that it is unacceptable. And if practical, get your room door lock changed to one with a real key that you can lock and is not unlocked without a real key - and do not share that key; wear it around your neck if necessary. It’s not that expensive to get locks re-keyed. I had our whole house re-keyed for a little over $100 when we moved in (prices vary with locale). And it’s not that difficult to replace a bedroom door lock with a whole new locking mechanism and doorknob. They sell them at the big box hardware stores for under $50. The only tools required are a flat and a Philips (cross-point) screwdriver. The instructions are in the package. Anyone should be able to follow the instructions.

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commandpriority 5

Sorry about that...it slipped off I swear.

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Donut_Wizard 23

I think the ghosts started without you.

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Glowworm56 26

Hey, ghosts need to have safe sex too, you know!

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Chazzster 28

OP you need to clarify something very important - Do you live by yourself in your own apartment or room or do you share with anyone else. If you do live alone you need to get the locks changed (re-keyed) immediately. In that circumstance this could be considered a threat. Contact the police in that case. If you live with some others you need to tell the others what happened and that it is unacceptable. And if practical, get your room door lock changed to one with a real key that you can lock and is not unlocked without a real key - and do not share that key; wear it around your neck if necessary. It’s not that expensive to get locks re-keyed. I had our whole house re-keyed for a little over $100 when we moved in (prices vary with locale). And it’s not that difficult to replace a bedroom door lock with a whole new locking mechanism and doorknob. They sell them at the big box hardware stores for under $50. The only tools required are a flat and a Philips (cross-point) screwdriver. The instructions are in the package. Anyone should be able to follow the instructions.

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d3rpb0t 10

Wait, did that lady that has sex with ghosts die??

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Charlie Given 26

Umm this sounds really ****** up, figure out who did this , change your locks and get something to defend yourself with just in case you have a stocker.

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RichardPencil 30

Terrified? I’d be jealous! Some random losers are smashing in your bed while you’re getting no action there! How’s that fair? **** ‘em...and not literally!

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

so... do you live alone. thats the true deciding factor in this ML

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real life problems 26

This is proof that one lady DOES have sex with ghosts

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