Nice to put a face to the screaming!

By dormlyfe - 24/09/2015 02:23 - United States - Moraga

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Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
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TheySaidWhat 9

OP: Hi I'm Jane X: Jane who? OP: *moans* X: Ohhh, that Jane..

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rileyrae0000 23

I hope they aren't actively listening but rather overhear. The former could make things even more uncomfortable

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rileyrae0000 23

I hope they aren't actively listening but rather overhear. The former could make things even more uncomfortable

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TheySaidWhat 9

OP: Hi I'm Jane X: Jane who? OP: *moans* X: Ohhh, that Jane..

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First_JOman 22

The boyfriend could be the type to yell OP's name when he orgasms.

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apineapple 40

And if the OP likes to yell out the guy's name, they'll know his name too!

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

Sounds like you're gonna have a fun year at your dorm!

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nicole1765 14

Dude. love your username lol

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Soninuva 41

Sounds like OP already has been having fun at the dorm.

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OysterPearls 33

"The neighbors know my name, my name, my name." -Trey Songz

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cooltatgar 31

"You are known as the Dorm's Loud One"

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saba_ajira 29

Thin dorm walls and loud sex never combine well

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AlysoninAlaska 19

You getting it on and they're getting free entertainment, sounds like everyone wins!

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Stitcher 14

oh my god i hate people like you i live in a dorm and the people above me are /constantly/ shagging like cool you get some but 2pm or 4am is not a fun time

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Krypt1c 11

When else are you going to have sex? in class?

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danceinconverse 25

***if you can't beat them, beat it.

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madalyn316 14

I hope they aren't actually listening because that would be awkward

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Do they "listen" to you guys having sex or do they hear you?

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