Today, I was walking through my town when a man on a bicycle rolled up to me and said, "I don't mean this offensively but you're really well-built." I don't know whether he was commenting on my height or comparing me to a shed, but my mother won't stop laughing. FML
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Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said, "Yeah, horizontally." FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
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Pleonasm 35
I wouldn't take a fence if I were you.
perdix 29
Sounds like a . . . *lowers sunglasses* sheddy situation.
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Enslaved 36
She's a brick----house Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out (It's a compliment!)
xrudeboyrock 29
It's neither of those things, I don't know where you got those ideas. It means you have a rockin' bod.
miss_sqwert 19
idk y ur fist thought was that he ment ur hight. hes s guy he probly ment ur body shape
alexafml 5
He said no offense because he was trying to say you have a nice boobs/frame/hips/ass and some women take compliments like that from strangers offensively. I would wager a bet that you are "thicker" which to some means "fat" so calling you well-built as opposed to thick was a more "socially acceptable" comment.
GuinnessGirrrl 8
Too bad he didn't roll up in a Jag or a Porsche instead of his bicycle
buckdharma 37
No permanant structure was erected, but a tent may have been pitched.
Lvl_8 7
FYL -2 REPUTATION :( that guy should have minded his own business
alomo19 7
He meant you have a nice muscle build
alomo19 7
He meant you have a nice muscle build
soxnroxs 8
Dude you're PHAT: Pretty, hot, and, thick! That what he means. . .you're mom probably didn't understand. Over here, there are a fair amount of males who appreciate a woman who isn't a wrath with skin (skin and bones I mean). So what I mean is, talk it as a compliment