Weird and Miscellaneous: Thanks, I guess? - FML

Thanks, I guess?

By apparently-a-shed - 05/03/2013 12:20 - United Kingdom - Worcester

Today, I was walking through my town when a man on a bicycle rolled up to me and said, "I don't mean this offensively but you're really well-built." I don't know whether he was commenting on my height or comparing me to a shed, but my mother won't stop laughing. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 5 March 2013 18:49

I wouldn't take a fence if I were you.

perdix 29

Tuesday 5 March 2013 18:57

Sounds like a . . . *lowers sunglasses* sheddy situation.

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ThunderLightTSV 31

Friday 19 August 2016 18:30

I'm pretty sure complimenting someone's "build" is like the way their arms are, the broadness of their shoulders, how toned they may be, etc.

maserle 8

Monday 21 October 2019 23:17

idk.. its kinda sweet.

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