By married an old man - 05/03/2013 17:57 - United States - Rancho Mirage

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Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 985
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I'll take dick husbands for a thousand, Alex.

What is "how to effectively cock-block oneself?"

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I'll take dick husbands for a thousand, Alex.

"This man is known for rejecting sexual activity to watch gameshows." "What is... Morgan Freeman?" "Incorrect" "What is... OP's husband?" "Correct!"

MikeonFML 17

Who is*

#63 I think you are just stereotyping males all out to be sex driven animals now

Tell him you want to play "double jeopardy"

Or he scored the Daily Double.

Your username says it all, "married an old man". Too cute!

He likes brains over beauty. I don't see the problem

Ironically enough, wives are generally considered the ones to push aside sexual advances.

What is "how to effectively cock-block oneself?"

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

I kind of disagree, Jeopardy has its moments; plus Alex Trebek is a funny guy.

Next time DVR. Then you get sex and Jeopardy! Maybe your husband will be less whiney too.

What is a massive cockblock? Jeopardy!

"Not now, trabek in a little while...Alex -plain later."

I expect more from you pleo. Well done Howie

anyone notice the op's name lol

Bubbelz 24

Yep, yep... Perhaps he fears a heart attack; having sex at a high age can be dangerous!

beddington 7

I'm sorry, that answer is incorrect....must be made in the form of a question.

perdix 29

What is "You need to find a boyfriend?" I'll take Impotent Potables for 200, Alex.

Turd Ferguson. See it's a funny name

What a saucy asshole. I guess it's time for no sex time-out.

But she's also in time out.. Wouldn't it punish her even more?

beddington 7

I'm sorry, that answer is incorrect....must be made in the form of a question.