By married an old man - 05/03/2013 17:57 - United States - Rancho Mirage

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Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML
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rangerPat 12
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I'll take dick husbands for a thousand, Alex.

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beehardxcore 26
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What is "how to effectively cock-block oneself?"

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rangerPat 12
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I'll take dick husbands for a thousand, Alex.

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kevsandy303 12
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"This man is known for rejecting sexual activity to watch gameshows." "What is... Morgan Freeman?" "Incorrect" "What is... OP's husband?" "Correct!"

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MikeonFML 17

Who is*

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ry24 12
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#63 I think you are just stereotyping males all out to be sex driven animals now

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BRLHP 24
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Tell him you want to play "double jeopardy"

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upyourzlolz 11
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Or he scored the Daily Double.

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chanellgymnast 17
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Your username says it all, "married an old man". Too cute!

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kevsandy303 12
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He likes brains over beauty. I don't see the problem

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ThePK 5
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Ironically enough, wives are generally considered the ones to push aside sexual advances.

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beehardxcore 26
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What is "how to effectively cock-block oneself?"

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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Mopmob02 18
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I kind of disagree, Jeopardy has its moments; plus Alex Trebek is a funny guy.

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klutz44 28
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Next time DVR. Then you get sex and Jeopardy! Maybe your husband will be less whiney too.

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Pleonasm 35
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What is a massive cockblock? Jeopardy!

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HowieDoIt 21
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"Not now, trabek in a little while...Alex -plain later."

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mmaflake 19
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I expect more from you pleo. Well done Howie

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your_wife_sucks 3
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anyone notice the op's name lol

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Bubbelz 25

Yep, yep... Perhaps he fears a heart attack; having sex at a high age can be dangerous!

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beddington 7

I'm sorry, that answer is incorrect....must be made in the form of a question.

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perdix 29

What is "You need to find a boyfriend?" I'll take Impotent Potables for 200, Alex.

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l23VIVE 17
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Turd Ferguson. See it's a funny name

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Hamz1989 13
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What a saucy asshole. I guess it's time for no sex time-out.

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lilhellian 26
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But she's also in time out.. Wouldn't it punish her even more?

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beddington 7

I'm sorry, that answer is incorrect....must be made in the form of a question.

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