Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I said to a girl that I recently started dating, ‘I like you so far’. My phone had other plans and decide to autocorrect far to fat as I hit send. FML.
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
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Top comments
peroxideprincess 0
LOL oh dear..."have you been eating anyone lately?"
APenguin 0
You should just send a text correcting your mistake. "Sorry, I meant dating, stupid phone" and oh look you cured the problem.
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Comments (154)
derschadenfreude 5
wow, your phone is a douche
lkrofct 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for trying to hook up with a fatty, gross
ISellHerbs 0
Overweight doesn't mean fat...
sanders924 0
If she says yes...she's a lesbian
Levity 0
Classic, and gratz on not saying first!
lifesfailure 4
LOLZ @ 52
albert17 0
seriously that phone's an ass funny, but an ass
krazygirl100 9
how is she a lesbian
jpgray1982 0
I've always wanted to do this... SECOND! Oops... Dang it!
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
Believe it or not, some fat girls do have nice personalities, some are royal bitches but some are good people. Also some lads prefer personality over looks, not all but there are some.
Hellcrapdamn 0
How the hell are you supposed to bone a girl in her personality?
lkrofct 0
Thank you #15. I don't want to have to look at lard rolls jiggling when I have sex. I personally find that a turn-off. But maybe some people like the extra spaces it provides when vaginal sex starts getting old, I don't know.
potatopeeler 0
@42: Agreed. There are tons of overweight girls I find beautiful/hot. I have a preference for thin girls, but overweight does not automatically mean unattractive. Overweight girls are much more fun to snuggle with, anyway. :)
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
My apologies 42, you are completely right. I knew there was something wrong with how I worded my response. I know many overweight girls who are completely stunning, I was just trying to make a short reply, it completely slipped my mind to include it.
cowgod 0
"more cushion for the pushin" Sometimes u wanna **** a girl that doesn't give u bruises.
EmilyClaire 0
^_^ LOL @59
antman00 0
When snuggling with a heavier girl after you can use them like a bean bag chair while watching TV or something.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#46 Notice that the only people who defend your point are fat though...
lenasaur 0
cowgod: THIS. so true.
CrispyYoshi 0
#42, while you are right for many guys, I have to disagree. Some guys actually DO find personality much more meaningful than looks. The looks do mean something, though, in the end. If they're extremely obese, that obviously shows that they can't take care of their own bodies, which wouldn't be a good thing to consider if you want them to be responsible in a relationship. Just my thoughts.
wickeddrummajor 0
im not exactly thin, but i have a boyfriend who loves me mostly for my personality, he said he could care less what i look like
callxmexlovex13 0
You're so right. I'm tall, athletic and truly pretty, but I'm not thin by any means. I'm not even big, by standards of those who AREN'T dickweeds, and my boyfriend is happy with how I look. Big can equal beautiful. Just for the record. I want one of these guys to go through a Lane Bryant catalogue and honestly tell me one of the models isn't gorgeous.
elegantlywasted1 3
haha I like you
jhumphr 0
you're my idol
jade567 0
121- YES! someone who also uses the word 'dickweed' :D you made my day complete I hope you know.
xxmollyxx 25
awww :(
efflavie 2
HAHAHAHA. That suck's, but its quite funny.
peroxideprincess 0
LOL oh dear..."have you been eating anyone lately?"
pshnoway 0
That really sucks, at least you can honestly tell her you didn't mean it.
pshnoway 0
Really?
just_me_tmp 0
Right, but dating and eating have the same numeric code (I think, I don't use that anymore), and then at the end, you can choose if that's the word you want or not (like "of" and "me" or "kiss" and "lips" or "fat" and "eat") I can see how this happened. However, I don't see how this was really an insult, even if the chick was larger...
pshnoway 0
She may have thought that he was taking a stab at her weight, which most fat chicks take offense to, so it may have ruined any chance he had with her. It probably shouldn't be an FML though because he probably doesn't care about her if all he wants to do is hook up.
Mustardnight 3
He may have mispelled the word and then it autochecked. I remember i sent a text involving scrotum instead of sceptum. On an iphone. Get over it and eat a sammich or go get a peruvian lapdance laddies!
Poetic_catfish 0
Yes, thanks for repeating
Alphabetica 0
Stop chatting out your arse #7
Morokea 0
Because accusing an overweight person of eating people is a fairly common insult?