Today, I was walking through my town when a man on a bicycle rolled up to me and said, "I don't mean this offensively but you're really well-built." I don't know whether he was commenting on my height or comparing me to a shed, but my mother won't stop laughing. FML
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Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said, "Yeah, horizontally." FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
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Pleonasm 35
I wouldn't take a fence if I were you.
perdix 29
Sounds like a . . . *lowers sunglasses* sheddy situation.
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Comments (83)
wafflefriez91 17
He wants the D.
journeytotheend 16
Don't think he was referring to either! Well built, As in he likes your body parts. as in body karate
bbbuurrberries 16
Well depends on how 'well built' you are. When ever i hear someone say well built to me or a friend its usually about body shape: muscle tone, rack, and/or butt.
onorexveritas 23
well... you got complimented
notme444 8
Everyone is stupid. Built means a great body for WOMEN.
gman90210 18
I can assure you it wasn't about your height.
paulhawkes 5
He just likes the way you're built. Try not to be negative about yourself. You're attractive..
glowbaby 15
O
BShek 12
I don't know about the USA, but in the UK, if someone is "well-built" they have a lot of excess parts- aka they're fat. :P sorry op :(
kittykat1501 31
Why a shed?