By jilted - 21/03/2009 07:15 - United States

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Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 548
You deserved it 40
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f_ckerdef_ck 0
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damn, that's a real FML

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hybridstar 0
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i'm sorry.. that is just mean. why not divorce him. save yourself from a crappy relationship.

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f_ckerdef_ck 0
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damn, that's a real FML

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Deeno15 0

haha, hardout

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derPazerSchreck 0

Penises?

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Crickets 0
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lol @ the comic =P

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anon21 0

hard off

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kool_me 0
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i'm sorry op grow your hair long shave ur mustache and get over it there's nothing u can do he's already gay

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Mcsandwich 0
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you jerk! how dare you speak to a woman that way!?

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edogy 0
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happily divorced

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JayJ17 7

It is and i can't believe he wasted 9 years of your life on him. He coulda told you right away and saved you the despair. What an ass. Smh

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lolmonster34 0

Ydi for looking like a guy ~,~

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Incredibly_Dope 0

Damn bitch just got served

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Satoaoi 13

mhmm

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thatghostdude 9

Damn, insult to injury.

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sometimessam 16
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And he married you, and not another man...why exactly? I'm so sorry OP.

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PurpZilla 13
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OP Got owned

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hybridstar 0
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i'm sorry.. that is just mean. why not divorce him. save yourself from a crappy relationship.

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gormster 0
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I think the divorce is implied.

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fmavie 10
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Implied, Lisa? Or implode...?

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quade25 0
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damn that sucks

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missbadluk 0

Um, I'm sure she's planning on getting a divorce. Duh.

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17krorob 7
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No thats funny AF!!!!

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eric_p 0

man-ginas?

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ajd 0
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ahaha old greg :)

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dannycoyne 0
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shut up faggit

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mastercrammer 0
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That's very mean, you don't deserve that.

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GOoutside 2
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its a total fml but giw is it mean. its not his fault she looks like a man

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kamikaze_fml 0
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THAT is why your afraid to get married #4? I think you've got almost as big a problem as OP.

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JohnFR33M4N 0
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@#6 She means the whole being divorced thing, dickweed.

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kingston52 0
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no she means the husband being gay thing and herself looking like a man

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possumisawesome 0
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Or maybe all three?

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Sharpam 0
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what if there were weeds made of dicks...?

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Thabb 0

273, WTF?

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Thabb 0

Sorry, I meant 283 not 273. Stupid anti- flood is so annoying.

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Lakers2481 0

Stfu .

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reras89 0

That sucks.

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cheergirly95 0

awww

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Prisoner_24601 0
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Oh. That's terrible. I seriously feel really bad for you.

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your_boss 0
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benimin 6
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Goddamn text talk.

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aaa919 0

Omg...that is truly a FML...sad but still really funny.

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wiseguy69 0
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Dude wtf how is that funny?

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