Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML
Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
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whiskeey 14
His priorities are messed up
Marlee141717 9
Well, I guess he found something to do. Too bad it didn't turn out to be you.
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whiskeey 14
His priorities are messed up
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Yep, it isn't that great a game.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Or being bored and then instantly trying to get into sex doesn't work for him? Videogames are much better at killing boredom because of not requiring too much of a mood to get into. How can you have sex without the right mood? And not everyone is a sex fiend, like you may believe. And #3, you've clearly never played the games, they're fantastic. :)
ohjoy15 33
@#1 His priorities are fine. Contrary to popular belief, guys don't think about sex 24/7. Sometimes people are just not in the mood. OP's boyfriend probably didn't intend for OP to get dressed and come over just so he could turn her down... He just said he was bored! If he doesn't want to, he isn't obligated to pleasure OP whenever she wants. When a guy gets ready and a woman is not in the mood, that's perfectly acceptable and everyone should understand. But when the roles are reversed, it ends up on FML. Hahah. :)
Tthug 34
Maybe he's just not into her. It happens.
False_Stupidity 42
And #54, in this case he clearly did not want to "get into her", if you know what I mean...
martin8337 36
#1, thank you, I was gonna make the same comment. Any more, it seems like a lot of these young guys have their priorities messed up.
EphMi 5
sex isn't always the answer.
MisterEx 28
#41 - kindly accept this personalized, no ****, long distance virtual hug from me on behalf of all the men who occasionally, let their blood circulate the extra mile all the way up to their upper head instead of settling down around the lower head for ever.
AnonymousUsers 14
His priorities are straight as an arrow fired straight down a cliff into a target that is all one color.
addictedtosorrow 12
54, if he wasn't into her, why would she so casually try and have sexual with him? Why would they even be together?
SmittyJA24 26
To #67: Really? No matter what the question, sex is a good answer.
TisAPenguin 16
I totally understand that guys aren't always in the mood, but if my S/O put that much effort into pleasing me, I'd appreciate it. Shutting her down like that and playing a game for 5 hours instead is rude, and I'd feel the same if the genders were reversed.
clemsi 20
@67 peanut butter is the answer
incoherentrmblr 22
At least he didn't text you a pic of his dog looking blazed...
swimmer20 6
Yes but he could have actually said that he wasn't in the mood instead of ignoring her for 5 hours.
Bentonic 11
Nah, man. Diablo is serious shit. Don't get between a man and his game of Diablo.
spoo 24
maybe hes not frustrated?
BradTheBrony 19
And obviously #66, being 51 years old, goes out on the town and gets pussy every single night.
spignona84 11
Okay but seriously who turns down pussy... Answer: a pussy
chromegirl666 7
Yeah, somebody is going to have to clue you in here. He's either gay or getting it somewhere else.
GirlGamer12345 22
Or it's a really good gamw
Andatop 16
Yeah it's just a really good game
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Which it isn't.
LifeAlertTwerk 14
#2 Or he is just not in the mood? Guys aren't always wanting it, you know.
Brody_Generico 7
Ya cause there is only two ways to go about this one
sig4life 18
He is not gay, just needs to learn how to multitask.
fortune789 17
OP should spice up the video game playing, like loser has to do all the work, or that other person's idea of "multitasking."
daisylokes 16
You should of just took control, by pulling his pants down and sucking his ****. it works for me all the time, no man can resist a ******* trust me.. lol
PhasesPhantom 22
Because they're always gay if not attracted to you.
Marlee141717 9
Well, I guess he found something to do. Too bad it didn't turn out to be you.
kristopher_0819 6
The word play here
Demig0d6 14
Maybe your boyfriend is gay
Kamon97 23
Delete the game from his computer then :p
FmyL6 19
Are you Insane?! Go die in a hole demon!
frozen92_fml 12
Then there would be a murder, and the jury would understand and let him off.
DemosthenesMB 13
#14 Chill out, man - it's one guy's opinion. No need to call him a demon and tell him to die in a hole.
LightningNova 13
Insinuating that a digital game can be deleted.
GravitySandwich 11
It wouldn't do much, the Character is saved on his profile, instead ask for him to teach you.. I love when my girlfriend asks that
shudson186 17
No offence, but if my boyfriend did that to one of my games that I enjoyed I would be pissed. Just because he didn't want to have sex does not mean she has to go overboard and delete a game that could take hours of his time redownloading.
cjwayy 22
I don't think turning down sex is the problem here. You're at your boyfriend's house, and he plays video games instead of spending any sort of time with you? He sounds like he doesn't care about your relationship very much.
I_cant_think 10
He is spending time with her. He literally just doesn't want to have sex. Do you assume she stayed under the covers for a whole 5 hours?
ChristianH39 30
If he's playing video games, how is he spending the time with her? Her just being present =/= quality time.
Faff 20
How did #7 get so many likes?? ******* sexism man!
cjwayy 22
#55, how is this sexist? It would be equally as terrible for a girl to play video games and completely ignore her boyfriend too.
Mauskau 36
My ex used to sit on Skype with his mates and play games that made him angry, especially after asking me to come over. Yet if I even checked my emails which takes less than 2 minutes, he would go insane.
cjwayy 22
#70, I'm glad he's your ex.
ladybugz23 13
its true!! 100% agree
TallMist 32
#33 Ever heard of multiplayer?
ChristianH39 30
You sound like an awesome girlfriend! He sounds like he might not be straight.
AmexBlack 24
Yes she does sound like an awesome girlfriend - but just because he doesn't want to have sex at that very moment does not make him gay.
ChristianH39 30
I was definitely being 100% serious.
addictedtosorrow 12
#42, there is no sarcasm font.
FrancesShiver 20
Seems like you have to play too! x (shit I'm so cryptic omfg)
ChristianH39 30
You were just looking for an excuse to use the word cryptic (incorrectly btw) weren't you?
Wizardo 34
Relax, she's just trying to meet the new word quota set by 7th grade summer school.
rachangie 19
Maybe you should look up words before you use them...just something to think about in the future.
Shinybaconplays 17
My penis hurts
foxwasalamb 24
you can only try so hard...
TheDrifter 24
Nah, she could go all out and cosplay one of the female characters to get him in the mood. Who knows, they might find out they're into it.
CaptainPicard 3
"Diablo or sex? Diablo it is!" said the single man to his hand later that night....Bazinga!
MattM95 16
Well to be honest #15 some of those Legendaries can be pretty dam sexy...
SmokinGuns 13
You ruined it with the whole "Bazinga" thing.
foxwasalamb 24
#51, i think he made it better
measishouldbe 17
If he decided to ********** after doing that, i'd be pretty pissed. He made it clear he wasn't interested, so it would be unfair.
Death69 24
Love your train of thought. Sadly, your boyfriend is oblivious to this. You may want to re-evaluate this relationship. Video games, should NOT take precedence over "quality" time with your significant other.
brettrb 18
People need time to themselves sometimes. This was one instance - and there is nothing in the post to insinuate that it happens often. If you think that just because two people are dating that they should always be ready to spend time together and get intimate, you're far off base. That's a relationship bound for failure just as much as one where the two rarely see each other.
measishouldbe 17
She came over coz he spent hours saying he was bored.. He had all that time to himself and chose it to complain.