By Anonymous - 04/06/2014 14:34 - United Kingdom - Ormskirk

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 524
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Just smile at her. It will probably piss her off more than anything you say, and can't be used against you in a "do you know what he said to me" sort of way.

That'll make for interesting conversation at Christmas dinner… FYL OP

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That'll make for interesting conversation at Christmas dinner… FYL OP

Seems like classic mother in law issues. Always seem to be issues

There's almost always issues when it comes to monster-in-laws.

just remember poison is the most common choice for a female murderer. Get yourself a food and drink taster. :D

A friend of mine's father in law told him he wasn't wealthy enough for his daughter. The dude is a real estate agent and makes millions a year. Parents can never have too high of standards for their children.

More like Monster in law.

I would be very cautious around her and try not to be alone with her at all times ....

Did you know that the letters in Mother-In-Law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler?

Did you know the letters in Woman hitler can be rearranged to create Mother-in-Law?.Mind Blown

If I had a dime for every time I've heard or seen that, I'd be wealthy enough for OP's mother-in-law.

Just smile at her. It will probably piss her off more than anything you say, and can't be used against you in a "do you know what he said to me" sort of way.

I agree totally. She is probably just after attention and a reaction from you OP. Don't give her the satisfaction. Laugh at her.

But make sure to let the wife know, just in case

Tell her that you have fantasies about suicide and look how far you can take it.

that would just make it better for his mother in law

It's either you call her bluff and she stops or record it and have a restraining order made ya know...

As long as she keeps you updated...

I'm sure what your wife sees in you is priceless compared to any kind of wealth you will ever get, OP. Some people cannot understand concepts similar to this.

Took the words out of my mouth 41. As long as OPs wife is happy then his monster in law has no reason to hate him.

Run. Run and never look back.

heres what you tell her "Much Success to you, even if you wish me the opposite" -Nas

Don't let it get you down OP. At the end of the day, your partner chose you, but you can't choose family. She's probably just threatened by you:)

I feel sorry for her for believing someone's life is ruined for not being "wealthy". Tell her you make her wealthy by giving her a lot of good memories to treasure for the rest of her life.