Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML
Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
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Top comments
whiskeey 14
His priorities are messed up
Marlee141717 9
Well, I guess he found something to do. Too bad it didn't turn out to be you.
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Comments (188)
worldclassrager 41
He meant you right? You are a devil in bed... Sorry OP...well take his game away next time
leonchen7498 12
And force him to have sex with you? That'd be a bad idea
Bentonic 11
That's what people refer to as rape.
Garrett2818 21
Hold off on putting out for a while and he'll stop taking you for granted.
duuuh1 11
Just because he isn't in the mood doesn't mean there's anything wrong with him, or the relationship. No one is ready for it all the time, we ALL cycle. Why don't you just grab a controller play too?
Miss_Whipped 43
It would suck if when he wanted to do it, she suddenly didn't.
Aethyn 2
This, so much. I bet she's not always in the mood when he wants to have sex.
Brody_Generico 7
Happens all the time I bet
MsSoulReaper 27
The problem isn't the fact that he picked the game over sex. It was the fact that he said he was bored and once she came over he suddenly wanted to play the game.
duuuh1 11
Hoping that she would get the hint that he's not in the mood..
jr_mtz01 7
you deserved it for having a child as a boyfriend.
mageepaigeee44 15
What are you even talking about?
Exhayle 20
So because he enjoys other things besides sex and has hobbies, this makes him a child?
joemud 13
I agree
Rainhawk94 27
Give him a ******** while playing he's playing
kelsorg 21
every mans dream girl lol.
raspution 21
that how you can get him off
ebonyirony 29
ah a boy I dated gave me *********** while I played games. that was so cool and it was a game to see if I could pay attention or die. the game was dark souls haha.
Ben009 13
What a loser. Find someone else
scorpia95 5
yea, because you should dump everyone who doesn't want to have sex when you wanna have it.
rachangie 19
Sadly I can relate to this OP, I've been completely naked in front of a guy while he continued to play video games. Sometimes guys just aren't in the mood. It's a myth that they want sex ALL the time but you should probably have a talk about this with him.
pheonixra 10
I'm sorry, but I don't care what video game that I'm playing, if I had a chick like that ,I would be out of my chair (and clothes) faster than the Flash.
Fuhkyoo 17
this man is obviously sick, he should be playing dark souls 2
rollindadice 6
whatever sails his boat i guess
Miss_Whipped 43
I think she was aiming for a little more than half-mast though.
RedPillSucks 33
^Needs more up votes
khaled_almu 13
I feel sorry, but the important things you was trying hard to makes him happy
EvilLittleMan 23
Instead of him playing Diablo, just toss his sorry ass the ***** instead.