Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML
Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
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Top comments
whiskeey 14
His priorities are messed up
Marlee141717 9
Well, I guess he found something to do. Too bad it didn't turn out to be you.
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Comments (188)
ktgale63 1
I am only saying this because I have gone through this before, you should dump him now before you get really disappointed. I've had boyfriends that put video games before me like this and it never gets better. Any guy that would rather play video games than have sex with their girlfriend doesn't have their priorities straight anyways. Good luck and you will find someone better! :)
SaniK 17
Op your awesome, your bf is out of his mind!
sirdano 3
seems time for a new boyfriend. damn most guys would have been done in 3 minutes any way.
Sami_rivers777 4
Next time he wants to have sex you should put on a sexy out fit again and tease him and then you should get up start playing his video games and ignore him.
palosqueak 19
The ****? them priorities
Pyrotechtarian 4
Maybe ur cloths aren't as sexy as you thought, OP?
avila_boy22 12
CAN'T HE MULTITASK!?!
scn16 6
gamers for life, but his priorties are out of check.
mattmattbro 1
That sucks great game though :D
Kielnmsoftly 26
**** all you guys saying his priorities are wrong. Diablo is the shit....well at least 2 and from what I've seen reaper of souls is but d3 without expansion pack doesn't have enough to do.