By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 389
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Troll grandpa strikes again *troll face*

You said "on THAT computer." So you ARE guilty of watching porn.

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Troll grandpa strikes again *troll face*

Let the grandpa show how he deleted the history again in front of everybody, I'm not really buying that he knows how...

Op's mom is fucking stupid. Her generation must be full of stupid people since Walmart seems to carry them as well.

Loving the title of this FML

Did you notice how he said "on THAT computer" :/

It's a sad day when you get punished for watching porn. Bunch of prudes.

Thus why you watch porn with your iPod...like OP. (;

Dummy his grandpa watched porn that's why he's complaining about it

I'm not a fan of porn but I don't even think someone should be scolded at by their mother, just embarrassed. Lol

23, he was punished for watching porn, regardless of whether he did or not. Understand the comment before attempting to tell someone they're wrong.

Posted in wrong thread. Move along now....

Thats pretty pathetic she punished him for watching porn.. when are some parents gonna grow up

that's a funny grandpa. he knows how to joke around.

Looks like gramps is trying to cover his tracks .

Obviously it wasn't you. You're not technologically challenged - you would have deleted your history or gone incognito!

Private browsing FTW!

Ctrl+Shift+Delete, last 2 hours... Good bye evidence.

2 hours is a decent session, I usually only need 10 minutes :)

Op's name : Thats what my ipod is for

"Son, I know you've been on your laptop got hours, please explain this 2 hr gap in the browser history..." "I was watching porn mom." "Oh, anything good?" "Sure, wanna see?" Awkward moments ahead showing mom where to get good porn.... Lol

Your grandpa probably used your computer to look up porn, then got scared when he realized he didn't know how computers fully work, so blamed you in the event that it comes up somehow.

This is most likely the case. Whenever my grandpa uses my computer, he not only litters my browser history with porn but also my hard disk. I don't think he even realizes that I can see all the dirty things he saw before...

Ouch he must not like you

You said "on THAT computer." So you ARE guilty of watching porn.

That's what his Ipod is for.

I can speak for the whole male population +12 to say that we all are guilty....no one is safe.

hey your making all males looks bad! we don't all watch porn most do but not all! I have a really creative imagination I don't need to look up porn to have a nice time!

My thoughts exactly!! (THAT computer)

@30 My friend says that too. My retort is "I could do the same, but I just want to finish fast. Viola, a machine full of people who get paid to make sex look good!"

Saying GUILTY implies it's a bad thing lol

I assume you mean Voila! and not viola. Though with all the weird fetishes out there, I'm sure there are people who get off on stringed instruments.

Op doesn't use a computer for porn.. His user name says his iPod is for that.

that's what I was going to say! lol

I call bs!

Getting grounded for watching porn? That is just stupid, porn in a part of growing up, it is a curiosity that needs to be filled. Not allowing that only creates repressed perverts that need to find other ways to feed the curiosity not all of which will be as innocent as watching porn.

Remembering this so I can tell it to myself later.

Umm, not quite. You do realize that internet porn (let alone widespread, easy access to porn of any kind) is a relatively recent development, right?

#74 Skin-a-max has been around for over 30 years, even before the Internet. You used to just stay up to 12 to get porn. Although soft core which was good enough for a young teenager.

if its part of growing up why do you need to be 18 to buy it?

How could she believe that? He just deleted the only evidence before showing her. FYL, OP.…

He definitely just wants it all to himself!