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By Anonymous - 21/08/2020 06:02 - United States - Roy

Today, at my wedding, my grandmother special requested a wheelchair, even though she doesn’t and never has needed any kind of assistance walking or standing at all. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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Grudge

By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 10:00

Today, my grandmother informed me that I was rude to her at my wedding two months ago, all because she couldn’t sit at the bridal table, even though she "paid for the wedding." FML

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By hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2014 18:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

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By nickcedola40 - 04/04/2013 00:24 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 14:22 - United States - Big Lake

Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML

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FitBitch

By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 16:09 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

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By leonuniz - 19/04/2015 16:34 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my grandma told me point-blank that she despises gays, but that she'll go to my wedding for the booze and nothing more. FML

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You tried

By JT. - 26/09/2015 13:08 - Luxembourg

Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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millsjoshua949 12

Friday 21 August 2020 18:01

I'm sorry but you have no idea how she feels or whether or not she's in pain. I'm confused as to why you're begrudging her a wheelchair if she wants one.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 21 August 2020 19:07

FHL (**** Her Life) for needing a wheelchair and having an ungrateful grandchild ...

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bloopaloop 27

Friday 21 August 2020 14:35

It’s for the pre-boarding.

Mathalamus 24

Friday 21 August 2020 14:52

It might be a recent thing.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 21 August 2020 17:04

She probably plans to get shit-faced. Hopefully, she'll wait to get to the reception to start her binge-drinking.

millsjoshua949 12

Friday 21 August 2020 18:01

I'm sorry but you have no idea how she feels or whether or not she's in pain. I'm confused as to why you're begrudging her a wheelchair if she wants one.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 21 August 2020 19:07

FHL (**** Her Life) for needing a wheelchair and having an ungrateful grandchild ...

Chazzster 28

Saturday 22 August 2020 1:55

I am a little puzzled. (1) If OP’s grandmother says she needs a wheelchair how is that a problem? (2) Most people who need wheelchairs have their own - Again how is this a problem? Princess, get over it. Most people will be looking at you and your husband, not your grandmother.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 23 August 2020 21:34

So? Then let her have one. How is that going to screw up your day/life? That's pathetically petty.

randybryant799 20

Monday 7 February 2022 16:58

Are you kidding me? I've never used a wheelchair either but at a wedding I'd probably need to. You have no idea what kinds of pain she might be dealing with. Shame on you. And how does this even affect the wedding??