By Anonymous - United States
  Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
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  prince122  |  0

when my brother and I where playing his girl was bored so my sis comes in and sees this and was like Jordan(her name) doesnt wanna see you play and he's like of course she does sylvia (his ex) loves watching me play. Jordan hates sylvia and doesn't let me mention her name.


Maybe he feels he has to listen to her wining all day and pretend to pay attention. Maybe he feels she should be interested in HIS activities, i.e. XboxLive with freaks who want to know about his sexual life.

Or maybe he's a jerk.


it should have been: I just like grammar, punctuation and popcorn.
Isn't it wrong to have more than one 'and' in the list :-/
Oh, in aus it's wrong to put a comma before 'and'. maybe the dude thought it was wrong because he wasn't taught the American way.

  atomicJ  |  0

currently own
-black ops
-dead rising 2
-battlefield 2
-red dead redemption
-worms 2(awesome dlc game)
-world at war
many more. listing all make me look like geek haha but I do love gaming.

  larisonr  |  4

Xbox wins, no doubt about it, we can start worrying about other things now, like ham vs turkey. I know roast beef trumps them both but we need a second place!

  Quasar55_fml  |  18

#93 We honestly don't give a shit, stupid fanboy. I have a 360 and I prefer it to the PS3, though Im not saying that PS3 is shit. What are you going to do now, come and kill me with your stupidity ?

  ThatRobbieKid  |  0

Xbox has a higher graphic abilty than PS3. Ps3 mics suck, Everyone who plays cod on PS3 sucks dick. And good luck getting into a nonhacked game on mw2 on PS3. The only thinf you got on Xbox is the free online. Which doesnt matter because PS3 online is shit. Oh and 1 more thing Xbox has GOW annnndddd Halo what do you have? Shitty resistance and killzone3.


You guys are fighting over game consoles... Please for the love of all that is good (and sexy) STOP! Besides graphics only matter if you have the right TV, and how is the CONSOLE better? You should at least be fighting over games...

Oh, and XBOX FTW!

  datgamerchick  |  14

Xbox has a higher graphic ability? Lol. PS3 has blu-ray disk-based games. doesn't get any higher than that. now, please, people. be civil and take this console war somewhere where it is actually relevant. either that or just end it altogether. everyone has their opinions.

By  Mirorbo  |  26

Gamers really need to learn to manage their time before getting into a relationship. I'm a dancer and that takes a lot of time for practice every single day, but I still take time to take care of my boys!