Intimacy: Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend...

By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By left out wet - 22/06/2019 22:08

Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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By someone - 17/09/2013 16:38 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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Catfished

By Samyett - 09/02/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

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MrPoly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:50

They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.

depechemode 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?

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lolololcheese 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:50

DAMMIT I WAS SO CLOSE!!!

DumDum999 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:39

YDI for dating someone that plays WoW

MrPoly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:50

They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.

Derick_Z 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

I don't get why so many are popping up recently about boyfriends playing WoW rather than being with their girlfriends. Was there a new patch or something? I've always hated WoW, since it stole my three best friends freshman year... He didn't say anything? And you waited for 30 minutes? What did you think he was doing for half an hour? haha

depechemode 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?

Matias_Says_FML 4

Friday 9 April 2010 5:08

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Lmao. Win.

rigorouswolf 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:53

LOL and that Is the deffinition of a MLG

baydestrian_girl 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:54

what a douche lol

SmexxiHunny 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:55

LOL !

BigLord 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:55

FOR THE LOVE OF ******* GOD! Whatever you do, don't give him any kids. Those guys MUST NOT reproduce.

DumDum999 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:41

read ur profile

SwiftKeeper 2

Saturday 23 June 2012 3:59

Says he with a Wii remote?

friedkabob1225 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:57

dont blame your boyfriend for his methods of foreplay, no matter how weird. mayeb something about those sexy night elves gets him to "raise his sword" if you know what i mean