Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML
Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
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Top comments
whiskeey 14
His priorities are messed up
Marlee141717 9
Well, I guess he found something to do. Too bad it didn't turn out to be you.
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Comments (188)
cabbagehead1 1
I'm bored and I don't have any video games
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
Is that a hint that you want to borrow Diablo? ;)
raspution 21
babe is that u? if not tell him to add me on diablo lol
91hayek 31
Oh the shock and horror of the man not being in the mood for sex! Terrible man! Shame to masculinity! How dare you want something else other than sex! How dare you think with anything other than your penis! In all honesty though OP, you need to broaden your range if sex is always your go-to move to relieve boredom. Find out what other things he'd like to do outside of Diablo. If he only likes Diablo then truly FYL.
limabeans101029 21
What 57 said. Not being in the mood for sex is fine. Playing video games is fine. Playing video games for 5 hours instead of spending time with your partner when they come to visit you is not fine.
TerraShadow 18
But Diablo is such a good game, ask to watch or play with him.
elmatador615 12
I LOVE video games, but to play them over sex, I probably wouldn't do that.
False_Stupidity 42
I have to wonder though, was it diablo 1, 2 or 3?
quekam 1
Does he even like females
st00nr 12
Boys will be boys. Sigh..
wolfsbane_94 10
Maybe he got too excited and overflowed his pants with "juice"
Migole 36
I would really love a follow-up on this, because it's hard to grasp the whole situation just from one sentence. Like, did he want you to come over? Sometimes someone can be bored and still want to be left alone. Some people need more alone time than others and maybe he just didn't want you there so he quickly thought of something to not appear bored anymore. Although I'd still consider it pretty rude then if he didn't say anything about it and just left you sitting there. Also did he really completely ignore your for hours? I can understand not wanting to have sex or to be left alone but if you went out of your way to help him he could've at least appreciated it in some way. I hate people who think they can just interrupt their partners in whatever they're doing because they want attention but here it seems he started playing after you arrived. So if he really was the rude ass you described him to be, you should maybe revaluate if you're putting more into the relationship than he is.