Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML
Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
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Top comments
whiskeey 14
His priorities are messed up
Marlee141717 9
Well, I guess he found something to do. Too bad it didn't turn out to be you.
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Comments (188)
tmarty 17
I'm getting pretty disappointed in my gender. I've heard this story too many times.
droidlover 14
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dildosaurus_rex 8
I think he's gay?
InnocentMalice 12
I would do the same. Pick games rather than having sex with someone pushy when I want to be alone.
duduv2 20
maybe you need a new boyfriend ;)
grogers311 20
Well Diablo IS pretty awesome...
f0xr0t 8
what if they spend time with e.o often he just got bored that day she decides she wants sex but he doesn't , then playing a game isn't so bad can't a guy have some quality time with his games , but it sucks indeed for her , especially if it took 5 hours
measishouldbe 17
He had the chance to play his games before she arrived and he decided to use that time to complain instead.
Tannasgh 22
Unconscionable...
kwayver 2
For some people, those video games are their favorite escape from a bad day. It requires minimal effort from then and gives them enjoyment. Guys can also be quite dense. He may not have entirely understood something way better than diablo is waiting for him in the bedroom. If your guy is having a dense moment, try sitting on his lap putting yourself between him and the video game while wearing next to nothing. Any guy who's his puberty will know what takes priority in that circumstance, and its very flattering for him. (note: if his characters portrait in the top-left screen has a red glow around it, maybe dont jump on his lap while lots of shiny colours are flashing on the screen. that character doesnt get revived when it dies, and will probably piss him off more than his already bad-day has)
albertozeta_fml 9
He doesn't deserve you.