By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen
Death69 - Followers
Death69 - Followed
Death69's page visits
Death69's FML badges
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Master spy - Maxwell Smart level
You're following 100 people
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
Godlike spy - 007 level
You're following 200 people
Amateur spy - Johnny English level
You're following 50 people
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Death69's favorite FMLs
By MetalisLife - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee
By edulover - 01/01/2011 01:16 - United States
By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States