Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML
Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
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Top comments
whiskeey 14
His priorities are messed up
Marlee141717 9
Well, I guess he found something to do. Too bad it didn't turn out to be you.
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Comments (188)
RoaRawR 6
Because he already got all the loot you can drop
silverstream20 20
I'm sorry but when did it become a law that men can't enjoy their hobbies like video games and still spend time with their girlfriends? I mean my girlfriend wouldn't be at all upset if I wasn't in the mood and would rather play games. Instead she would fire up her laptop and join me on a Legendary farming run. Because to us spending time isn't just sex or cuddling etc it's doing things we enjoy as well and gaming is certainly one of them.
limabeans101029 21
I agree. there's nothing wrong with enjoying video games. However if your girlfriend happens to not be into video games, it's a bit rude to play them for five hours while she's with you
silverstream20 20
If that was the case sure it is kind of rude. But then, I'm still of the opinion that said girlfriend could try maybe get involved with his hobby. But if she only just wanted quality time then 5 hours might just be too long then.
pdp_fml 21
Learn how to play Diablo!
tigerely 0
Lmao and that would be my boyfriend. He already has me learning how to play all those games /.<
Melkboy 7
Why did you automatically assume boredom means he must be in the mood for sex? Should've played Diablo with him.
limabeans101029 21
It wasn't necessarily just sex that she planned to cure his boredom with. If I was really bored and my boyfriend turned up at my house I'd love it, whether it was sexual or not. And there is no denying that good sex WOULD cure boredom for an hour or so
heartsoflions 16
Diablo is amazing though..
Chasing_fml 5
You mean ex-boyfriend, right? It's fine if he doesn't want sex, but if he wants nothing to do with you when you're around, you should go and find someone who does.
ZorroRooster 19
I dont get it. I'm a hardcore gamer, but if my girlfriend crawled into bed wearing sexy time clothes, you can be damn sure I'm doing her instead of playing a video game.
lollypop624 11
I'd prefer to play a video game!!