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By Anonymous - / Monday 22 April 2013 20:16 / United States
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#13- Can't tell if you're joking or not, but just in case you're not, not all guys are horndogs constantly. It's not that big of a deal for a guy to turn down sex. Just like some women have very high sex drives, some men aren't constantly craving it. If you were jokingly saying that, my apologies; this comment then goes to anyone who actually believes that all men want sex 24/7. ;)

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but how can you turn down sex in thise case, sex and pizza after And game with your girlfriend.. it just seems unrealistic

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Yes... It was sarcasm. I have been married over 10 years. I could go months, and have more times than I fear to count.

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No, what happens is that one hires a masseuse from the Swiss alps, who then comes down to your house and gently kneads flour over your food, no matter what it is. While he/she's kneading the flour, the proper way to engage in the massage is to question the masseuse about Lisa, to which the masseuse will say he/she never met a Lisa. You must keep pressing them until they answer. Once they do, immediately neck-chop the masseuse, who will appear to be unconscious. Pretend to eat the food, but right

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I applaud your overly active imagination 178. It feels like I was on a journey through alice and wonderland, and at any minute that crazy white rabbit was gonna appear.

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Why thank you kind sir, I do my best to provide FML commenters with only the best overly imaginative scenarios.

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I've tried role playing as a prefect, but there are way too many rules when posing as a high ranking official. No wonder OP's boyfriend wants to skip to gaming if that were the case.

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If I'm buying a ball I normally go to sporting-goods stores. Anyway, what's wrong with wanting to play the vidya games instead of bang your girlfriend? Maybe the guy wanted a break.

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As a gamer I would still have sex before I chose the game. Even if I had just bought a brand new game that I had been waiting forever to get. It will still be there to play in an hour. Plus then the other has less energy to scream in your ear if you do something wrong and you are realxed. Win win.

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To be fair to the OP's boyfriend, some pretty awesome games have been released in the past month. :D

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#64 Maybe you wouldn't pass up sex cuz you're a girl? I know when my bf gets a new game I pretty much just get denied sex if he wants to play.

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The thought of sex with her ruined his appetite and wanted to play games to get his mind off it? :P

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