Health, Mental health, Sleep and Anger issues: Out of it

Out of it

By jess - 17/10/2022 06:00

Today, I was screamed at and called an idiot for trying to turn on an unplugged lamp. I haven’t slept in 5 days. FML

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Monday 17 October 2022 14:06

Please sleep. Your brain is literally dying right now.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 17 October 2022 6:14

Oh, I see, you're a sleep-deprived idiot. Much better.

ejfs 8

Monday 17 October 2022 14:06

Please sleep. Your brain is literally dying right now.

ass 11

Tuesday 18 October 2022 5:22

Oh my gosh you need to get some rest! Not like in a condescending way but in a genuinely concerned way, you need to get some sleep

bidet 9

Tuesday 18 October 2022 21:12

At least we know it wasn't light from the lamp that was keeping you from sleeping for those five days..

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