Today, my aunt drove to my house and screamed at me for skateboarding in her driveway and denting her car. She then ransacked my room for said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML
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Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to drop off some old stuff to her place. As I'm driving there, my car conked out and I got delayed. When I finally got there, she looked at the time and goes, "Yet another thing you're not good at." FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her "brick throwing spot", in my own driveway. FML
Today, an aunt that I'd had a massive falling out with passed away. My entire extended family refuses to speak to me, because they think I "had something to do with it". I live several hundred miles from her. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
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CarrieDiaries 12
Maybe she misses you and it's an excuse to visit you.
Ambient25 24
You should have gotten your parents involved to convince her you didn't skate the equivalent of 4 hours of driving just to do tricks in her driveway...
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Comments (79)
spunkylady 24
Sounds like she's got the crazy
dspolleke 19
Your aunt also has a dent somewhere else..
avapaige1234 19
No offense, but your aunt needs to see a therapist.
worldclassrager 39
Well she didn't find your skateboard so it's obvious you don't have one...
Timber147 9
She should have made the trip to the local hospital sure it would have been shorter than going to your house!
Christala 8
Well, that's a BBC* Moment. *Bitches Be Crazy.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Time to call the "nice Ice Cream man"
wtfwhyfml 12
Jesus; someone needs her meds checked. I bet that was a fun argument after she stopped ransacking long enough to realize she was wrong. "Why didn't you tell me it wasn't you!?" "Right, because you really listen to anyone you're too busy screaming insane bullshit at?" "I am NOT crazy you stupid talking fishstick monster!" "MOOOOOOOM! Aunt soandso called me a fishstick monster!" "Don't worry hun, the people in white with the happy juice and fun jackets that make you hug yourself are here to make her better."
fatalwish 6
sounds like somebodys off their meds
GRgoldfish 19
I feel your pain. I have a crazy as$ aunt too. I remember one year when the whole family went skiing, my aunt complain to my mom that my sister and I were being little brats and controlling the weekend doing whatever we want to do. I spent that entire weekend saying these four words 'I'm down for whatever'. so I can relate OP, good luck with your future endeavors.