Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML
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Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend was cool with me having a side piece, until she found out it was a gay guy. She kicked me out and dumped me. I texted him, asking if I could crash on his couch for a while. He thought I wanted a relationship, and cut me off when I said I wasn't interested. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she doesn't want a physical relationship, but an emotional one instead. I said that I was fine with that, as long as we talked things through in the future. She dumped me there and then, because "no straight guy would agree to that." FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML
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Twisted_Killjoy 23
For those who don't know, pegging is the act of reversing anal sex to where the female wears a strap on and ***** the guys ass.
9a_1z 12
A woman humping a man with a strap-on. Apparently it means that man is gay because a woman wearing a synthetic device to stimulate his prostate and cause him pleasure is absolutely the same as him fancying people of the same gender. Not sure why, possibly magic.
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not_your_taco 15
Well that's a rather tough thing to swallow!
millie14225 31
nope, that's the wrong end ?
tantanpanda 26
You're really reaching for it.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Go home
kimise 21
You're ******. Well... Almost.
Bombies93 0
Okay what is pegging..?
pete9913 23
I googled it, it's when a girl uses a strapon on a guy.
9a_1z 12
A woman humping a man with a strap-on. Apparently it means that man is gay because a woman wearing a synthetic device to stimulate his prostate and cause him pleasure is absolutely the same as him fancying people of the same gender. Not sure why, possibly magic.
DemHaxBro 20
Google is your friend...
myGRAM 14
Google is your friend, but sometimes he tells you about weird stuff and you wish you'd never asked...
raym1900 3
pegging is when a women uses something to have anal sex with a guy. or something along those lines.
twister45 17
You either into it or your not. You sick *****!
chocolatejunebug 9
I'm gonna steal that last sentence once I've stopped swooning at your sarcasm
OpposingKilljoy 14
begging is when a guy has a girl pleasure them analy with a strap on
Emma1562 35
That sucks I hate girls like that
MDoremis 38
I had to look up what pegging was... And now I wish I hadn't.
RabbitOfAurora 28
How come?
twister45 17
It's not that bad. There are worse out there.
RabbitOfAurora 28
I don't know why I was down voted. I'm genuinely curious what's so bad about pegging that makes someone wish they hadn't looked it up. In all honesty it sounds like fun to me.
NostalgiaFreak9 41
Yeah, like felching, Alaskan pipeline, and strawberry shortcakex
joeyl2008 29
Pegging will change your life.
gunnerysgt 15
I wanted to ask how you knew, but I won't question it
andrmac 25
Well that and the size of your asshole!
lchollett 22
And not necessarily for the better.
barlos88 19
Sounds like you really got screwed on that deal.
kieron2013 19
well he was screwed either way.
pete9913 23
I had to Google it, but that's messed up OP. If she wanted it so bad, why are you the one to blame? you're better off.
Twisted_Killjoy 23
For those who don't know, pegging is the act of reversing anal sex to where the female wears a strap on and ***** the guys ass.
Wolfipoo 31
I had no idea, but the more you know, makes you hope the OP feels better, you deserve better.
BeenIt 5
She was looking for a reason. You're better off without the bitch.