Today, my aunt drove to my house and screamed at me for skateboarding in her driveway and denting her car. She then ransacked my room for said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML
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Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to drop off some old stuff to her place. As I'm driving there, my car conked out and I got delayed. When I finally got there, she looked at the time and goes, "Yet another thing you're not good at." FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her "brick throwing spot", in my own driveway. FML
Today, an aunt that I'd had a massive falling out with passed away. My entire extended family refuses to speak to me, because they think I "had something to do with it". I live several hundred miles from her. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
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CarrieDiaries 12
Maybe she misses you and it's an excuse to visit you.
Ambient25 24
You should have gotten your parents involved to convince her you didn't skate the equivalent of 4 hours of driving just to do tricks in her driveway...
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Comments (79)
darwinism 30
Did you use phrases such as "don't have a cow man" and "cowabunga dude" to calm her down?
flockz 19
dude, chillax OP's aunt. your raging is like so insane bro.
Bakarra 22
Cha, shit happens bro, stop harshin my mellow...
msmedieval 11
You shouldn't have let her, even if she was your aunt! Were your parents around to witness this?
morella_xx 29
The woman was in the middle of a delusional rage; I don't think OP really had a chance to give permission either way.
Jharrist89 12
Tell your aunt to go get some dick or something. Would have loved to see her face when she found out that said "skateboard" didn't exist.
perdix 29
The joke's on her -- you're good at hiding the evidence! If she lives 4 hours away by car, I'm guessing that's about 40 hours by skateboard, each way. You must really hate the woman!
Bakarra 22
You could say it was the perfect crime...
Mangolian 5
she might also be finding someone to blame for the dent on her car... u should inform your parents
Epikouros 31
So you used a stolen skateboard, and you drove 4 hours just to dent your aunt's car? Damn kids don't respect their elders anymore these days!
flying_sorcerer 2
anyone else immediately imagined the Simpsons' opening?
morella_xx 29
You'd think that at some point during those 4 hours, she would have thought, "you know, maybe it wasn't him. Maybe it was that neighbor kid."
callie06 6
By that point she was committed. "Actually, it might've been the neighbor kid...TOO LATE TO TURN BACK, I have to blame my nephew now!!"
simsgirlgem 25
I think your aunt needs to be committed
DaLiquer 20
Crazy auntie? Or you damaged her car on someone else's board!