Money: Today, the man who has been my stepfather for six years, has...

By moe - 19/10/2010 19:15 - United States

Today, the man who has been my stepfather for six years, has forgotten how old I am. However, he remembers exactly how much my real father owes him for child support. FML

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By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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By brigitte - 27/06/2013 17:35 - France - Noyon

Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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By mee - 24/11/2020 08:02

Today, I overheard my six year-old step-son playing with his sister and cousin. His sister was the baby, cousin the step-dad, and he got to be “the best one” because he was the "real dad." FML

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By T - 01/10/2010 09:09 - France

Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML

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By uneducated - 07/03/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

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By poked - 06/03/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2019 16:00

Today, my youngest of four children turned 18. It was also the same day that my ex-wife called to tell me that after 18 years of paying child support, I wasn't the father. FML

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By SkeetinKeaton - 05/06/2013 15:24 - United States

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

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ShadowPunkChick 1

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:38

Your father doesn't owe your stepfather anything. He owes your mother. But still that sucks. put a few extra candles on his next birthday cake?

krushr 3

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:20

What a deadbeat.

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krushr 3

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:20

What a deadbeat.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:29

And apparently you don't have to use periods.

KingDingALing 9

Wednesday 20 October 2010 0:03

Ehh..it's ok. I'm bad with remembering how old people are to. :(

babyyappld 7

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:26

are you serious? your friends aren't your parents but you expect them to know your age no?

tj79 3

Wednesday 20 October 2010 3:12

hmm doesn't sound like he is a loving step father. plus the money goes to your mom if he wants to get technical. I say this because the court awarded it to her. go take a dump in the driver's seat of his car, piss into the ac vents, and rub limburger cheese on the exhuast manifolds, and coat the radiator with grated parm.