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Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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You deserved it 170

By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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You deserved it 209

Protest song

By Anonymous - 16/04/2024 18:00 - United States - Lockport

Today, I picked my sister up from the hospital. Apparently, she got into it with some guy who “didn’t look disabled” for parking in a handicapped spot and laid under his tires to stop him from leaving. He didn’t realize and ran her over. Now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 626

You deserved it 85

What?!

By needmorelocks - 03/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

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You deserved it 2 787

By 282 - 29/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 730

You deserved it 344

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 23:18 - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 723

You deserved it 21 318

By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 115

You deserved it 3 089

By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 398

You deserved it 171

Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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You deserved it 3 051

Maddy121 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:10

Refuse to do it! And put a LOT of bleach in your sisters shampoo to make her hair get ruined :)

jay4who7 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:10

that's messed up I'd take it to court u would win for sure :)

Comments

RamirezAlfredo 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:08

first! :)

swimchic007 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:24

I think both you and your sister took that game of tennis waaaaaay to seriously.

afghan_angel 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:08

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah tats so me n my bro!

EffinAhole 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:44

"Today I was playing tennis with my jackhole little brother who threw a fit when I kicked his ass on the court. I didn't want to have to deal with him so I decided to leave. As I was pulling out he jumped in front of my car and when I swerved he hit my door with his tennis racket leaving a huge dent. Now he is telling my parents I tried to run him over."

UtterCatastrophe 4

Friday 8 October 2010 17:47

hahaha awesome 26 =)

dane4422 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:48

y do girls get treated better? omfg just cuz they got extra stuff doesn't mean there so good

sulitak 27

Thursday 28 March 2013 7:06

really dane? just really? If only frued had made up the theory of ****** envy too. The OP didn't even say it was a boy. so, it could be two sisters... it could be that this is the younger one... we don't know and 26 probably true...

jay4who7 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:10

that's messed up I'd take it to court u would win for sure :)

Mylees 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:37

I hate when you guys take everything to the court

iGrenade 0

Friday 8 October 2010 20:02

then what should op do? suck it up and cover up a crime? it's illegal to do so.

Maddy121 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:10

Refuse to do it! And put a LOT of bleach in your sisters shampoo to make her hair get ruined :)

FFML_314 11

Friday 8 October 2010 9:49

Sigh

DLTsandwich 5

Friday 8 October 2010 10:10

No offense, but this is terrible advice.

missmontreal97 4

Friday 8 October 2010 15:09

just don't pay it and move out. don't ever talk to them. if they take if to court, you'll win :)

klovemachine 24

Monday 16 April 2012 6:32

You could rip her skin off then use it as toilet paper. I like that idea :D

julz10 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:11

wow thats kind of overkill.

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 8 October 2010 9:12

How did you manage to hit it by stepping to the side?

hairdreser0nfire 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:15

my thoughts exactly.

JoshTheMaggot 8

Friday 8 October 2010 9:38

My thoughts are that OP was right in front of the car and by stepping to the side OP barely missed getting hit. I'm not quite sure how the dent happened but I could see how OP would be close to the door.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 8 October 2010 13:44

I read it as two separate actions. She stepped to the side to avoid being hit then she purposefully hit the car, possibly with the tennis racket. I may be completely wrong but that's how I read and why I voted YDI.