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As a result of inbreeding.
....and giving themselves concussions from pinching their fingers in doors.
aw I was gonna say win :(
win :D
tiger blood is dripping from my veins :D
I'm sorry , dear :( it's only manufactured for Charlie sheen and Charlie sheen only... :/
if Charlie Sheen started his own show, it would be called,"Two and a half Grams"
hahahahaha ^winning!!
haha I'm the Charlie sheen of FML. well since ur all cool ur winning WOW WINNING!!
bi-winning!
agreed
How do you know they didn't do it?
WHOA. Now that's a harsh accusation. FYL, OP. I'm sorry. :(
couple hundred miles of separation still doesn't rule you out... but sorry for your loss anyways. *_*
You could always tell the rest of the family, "... and if you're not nice to me, I'll do what I did to Aunt Betsy to YOU!"
coolest Christmas presents for you, OP
AUNTIE KILLER!!!!!!!!
well, firstly, it was a joke. so these "people who take things seriously on here" that you're speaking of, might just be *yourself*. and second, by saying "he's not no aunt killer", you're saying he IS, on fact, and auntie killer. so... way to go, spud!
Then those people are suckers, and SHOULD be taken advantage of. It's called mental Darwinism, and you seem to exhibit a few symptoms. Take a warm enema and you should feel better.
Why would you think you DID NOT have something to do with it???
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your family are retards
How do you know they didn't do it?