SK8 OR DIE

By Dalistair - 23/05/2013 23:25 - United States - High Point

Today, my aunt drove to my house and screamed at me for skateboarding in her driveway and denting her car. She then ransacked my room for said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML
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CarrieDiaries 12

Maybe she misses you and it's an excuse to visit you.

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Ambient25 24

You should have gotten your parents involved to convince her you didn't skate the equivalent of 4 hours of driving just to do tricks in her driveway...

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CarrieDiaries 12

Maybe she misses you and it's an excuse to visit you.

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skellingtonfart 18

I agree, when I miss someone, I blame them for things they didn't do and break their possessions just so I have an excuse to see them!

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Ambient25 24

Sounds like a typical visit by Aunt FLow...

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jerzjay 17

Or maybe the woman just went bat-shit crazy

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Bakarra 22

Flow? But she always seemed so nice in those progressive commercials (pun oblivious)

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fareith 15

19 - That sounds about right. She forgot her meds!

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RedPillSucks 31

Erm... Which Aunt Flow are we talking about? Does she give you a period AND great insurance rates?

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Djjooze 4

Shes probably goint senile give her some fish oils for brain memory and mood

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Bakarra 22

It could just be that time of the month...

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anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8

Prozac is usually for depression, OCD, bulimia and PDD. I'd guess she forgot to take an anti-psychotic like Haldol or Thorazine.

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zandalee 19

21- looks like your pussy is a wee bit crazy too... :)

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little_one 20

32- their cat is not crazy! I'm assuming it's some type or British or Scottish fold and they are just adorable!!!!

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yahoowizard 16

Have your parents back up your story?

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zandalee 19

Actually, have your parents tell her to **** off! Bloody Aunts getting as crazy as grandparents on FML... What's next!?

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djxerxes9000 18

Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. Thats whats next!

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Rozza17 29

She drove four hours to chuck a rage. Wow.

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1_4M_A_M49 5

Man after such a long ride, I would probably have forgotten what I was suppose to rage about.

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anonymous100000 17

OP should've called the cops on her

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

And I would've stopped for McDonalds halfway through

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Ambient25 24

You should have gotten your parents involved to convince her you didn't skate the equivalent of 4 hours of driving just to do tricks in her driveway...

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iammeorami 25

really? does that need convincing

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Mike2293 5

At least she pays you a visit now and then. Im 20 and still haven't met mine!

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Bakarra 22

I'm adopted, are we competing now? Haha

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Soloman212 28

I'm an aborted fetus whose father was killed seconds after my conception, and whose mother died during the process of aborting me.

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kcslgvr 11

Well that escalated quickly.

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ApollosMyth 22

I'm a god whose father was killed by my brother while I was being digested by my father, and whose mother is an inanimate earth.. :(

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Soloman212 28

Well this pattern of jest has fluctuating reception...

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Mr_Satan 11

My mother is a hampster and my father smells of elderberries!

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kaitlynjane 28

#64 Omg, yes! That quote works perfectly here. I wonder how many people will know what that's from :P

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aalijahraj 10

Behind this is ur cousin's revenge to you for insulting tony hawk. I bet!!!

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Bakarra 22

Rodney Mullen was the best. I guess that means I'm next?

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Kazze 31

No, the best was Rob Dyrd-- HAHAHAHA... Nope, can't say that without a straight face. My favorite would have to be Danny Way.

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flockz 19

meanwhile a shopping cart somewhere is counting its blessings.

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cmayer 20

Your aunt is crazy. Terrifyingly crazy. She might actually need some therapy or something.. That's just not normal.

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