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Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
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Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
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asimplesharpie 7
Oh my god dump his shallow ass
threer 30
Hopefully it was a joke. If not, he's just a shallow douchebag.
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Comments (127)
wonderfulrosie 13
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Why do girls feel the need to wear makeup? All it does is make you look dead without it and clownish with it. Or is that just the girls who go to my school?
KawaiiCupcake 14
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I have to disagree! Make-up makes girls look more attractive. Plus, if a girl is not attractive she can use make-up to cover up. Longer eyelashes or a better skin tone and pink cheeks.
stillgrey 5
girls like to wear makeup because it makes them feel pretty and more confident. chances are they don't care what other people think, they're not wearing it to impress anyone. there's nothing wrong with wanting to feel beautiful.
KawaiiCupcake 14
I would disagree "they don't care what others think" We do I for ourselves, but we also want to impress others...
KawaiiCupcake 14
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Ok chill out girl T_T I was talking about the girls who DO wear make-up! And if you don't wanna wear it, don't! I'm not speaking for "the whole gender" but from personal experience and girls I know who DO wear make-up!
krapula 4
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Alicestraza 33
I don't feel a need to wear it. I wear it because I like it, and certainly not everyone wears it clownish. I consider it a form of artistic expression too. Make up is not so different from pots of paint. And your face can make a good canvas. Seriously go on Pinterest and see some of the stuff people can do with make up.
Mauskau 35
I generally only wear make-up if I'm going out somewhere nice or I'm not going to be at home and I've had some spots come up. I just do it to blend it in but I don't wear much when I do. As soon as I see my face changing colour I take it off.
ohmandapants 16
If makeup makes you look clownish, you're not doing it right.
carecow 16
Confidence is attractive, and whether make up or lucky socks makes you feel confident, the result would be the same.
musiciangirl591 16
i don't wear make-up because one, there's no one where i go to school to impress (my boyfriend goes to college elsewhere) and two, its a pain in the butt to do everyday (i only do it on special occasions or when the dark circles under my eyes become too noticeable :P)
wonderfulrosie 13
Hey, to each their own. Personally, the extent of makeup I wear is some glitter shadow that is light goldish and some gloss. Most days, I just forget about it. But if it makes you feel good, that's your thing and I'm not going to judge you for it. Unless you cake it on, then I will laugh at you in my head. (:
cathyfang1533 12
I don't wear make up because I'm lazy and I don't want to wake up half an hour earlier to put make up on. It's as simple as that...also I look ridiculous with make up on. But I don't care what you do with your own face, so have at it girls.
myoukei 31
#25 okay, no, just no. First off, I am black. If you saw someone with my complexion walking around with pink cheeks it would not look pretty, it would look foolish. >_> Second, some people just enjoy rocking the natural look. Just because you, a stranger, think they would be prettier with makeup doesn't mean that your opinion means a damn to them. That is all
MRVOlivia 22
I agree and disagree. Makeup can enhance a girl's beauty if she applies it correctly and in moderation/small amounts. That way you don't look like a clown but it also covers up some things like dark circles for instance that you are embarrassed about. As long as you don't go overboard, I see makeup as a way to enhance your natural beauty.
frizz101 22
Well I hope he was just joking, it may be a cruel joke, but that might just be his type of humor and you should talk to him about it and talk about your boundaries. If he wasn't joking, he's probably not the relationship type and you should find a boyfriend who will treat you with the respect that you deserve.
MidnaLink 33
Dickheads like him deserve no girlfriends.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
I disagree. Dickheads like him deserve to be with someone else as shitty as them. That way good people can end up with someone just as good.
MidnaLink 33
Valid either way, FishFillet.
RonnieG 10
hey, you. yes, you! got a little news flash for you. You. Deserve. Better. Any woman dealing with this type of childish behavior, you ALL deserve better. Unless you're his mother, lose his number, forget his name, and move on to a real man who will treat you the way you deserve.
RonnieG 10
if it was a joke, it was a direct attack on her self image and self esteem. such jokes are not funny or appropriate, especially from someone she's in a relationship with.
imdabess 9
grow up. you're taking someone elses issue personally. you dont know their relationship, them or their sense of humor separately or together.
jsc9306 14
Maybe you wear too much make up? Possibly...
olpally 32
What an asshole move. Just turn around and dump his sorry ass or at least have him explain why he did that. What a tool.
jc10x 8
Maybr thats a sign, you probably wear way to much makeup. I highly doubt your boyrfriend has not seen you with makeup on.
hntandjlt 8
What an ass hole you can do so much better!
Lili_love 14
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If I were out without makeup and I saw my boyfriend I would have started running in the opposite direction.
fallatah 4
Its about time to find a new BF