Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
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Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
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asimplesharpie 7
Oh my god dump his shallow ass
threer 30
Hopefully it was a joke. If not, he's just a shallow douchebag.
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Comments (127)
n4ture 20
you mean your *ex boyfriend?
Jewelzzzz 4
What a pity!-_-#
Bootzieboo 0
What a Douche!!! Also if you Use that much Makeup.... Maybe you should consider a Professional Beauty Consultant.... Better Choice in Guys as well....
Phoebe18 14
To the people saying OP probably wears to much make up, that isn't necessarily true, she might but she might not. I don't wear much make up but I still look pretty different without it. My skin looks slightly more pale, you can see all my freckles and any other marks on my face, my eye lashes are much shorter, it's a pretty big difference even if it's only a small amount of make up. But then again she might be one of those girls who wears tons of make up and if she is who cares? Her boyfriend had no right doing that to her. OP definitely deserves to be treated better and if her boyfriend was only joking, he needs to get a better sense of humor.
ceremonials 6
It sounds like he was just being silly.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Wow really? How shallow and ignorant can he be?? If he really loved you'd he'd accept you for you regardless of the makeup.
Phoebe18 14
You are joking right? You can't be serious. How is OP suppose to know how much of a jackass her boyfriend would be in advance? They may have only been together a short amount of time and still learning things about each other. I have no idea how this is OPs fault in any way.
FelixJC 14
If he made a huge show of screaming and then calmly walked away, maybe it was just a joke? Sounds like he was just teasing you.
WaBrewer 11
A sarcastic man. Hmh. I like him.
katydid91 31
How immature!! I hate that our society has deemed women ugly if they don't wear tons and tons of make-up. You're beautiful OP, don't let anyone tell you otherwise!