Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
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Honestly, if that was me, I would be laughing my ass off. Not because you fell. But because your tried so hard to avoid jogging past him. Remember, the world is full of people. You don't care about them. But he is very dangerous to walk by, apparently. If he really is that dangerous to run into, then find other paths.

Just because we break up with someone doesn’t mean you or they disappear from the face of the earth. OP I am sorry you fell, but It’s really pointless to hide from an ex - It just makes you look foolish.

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Honestly, if that was me, I would be laughing my ass off. Not because you fell. But because your tried so hard to avoid jogging past him. Remember, the world is full of people. You don't care about them. But he is very dangerous to walk by, apparently. If he really is that dangerous to run into, then find other paths.

Just because we break up with someone doesn’t mean you or they disappear from the face of the earth. OP I am sorry you fell, but It’s really pointless to hide from an ex - It just makes you look foolish.

next time run past him and feel his stare on your ass, or feel that tension of if he wants to turn around. run past him as if you never even saw him in the first place. like his existence just ended when you guys ended if you're so scared to be even on the same sidewalk as him. make that your new path and keep trying to run past him til he can't take it anymore seeing what he could have had running past him everyday and then boom, your path now 🤣