By radicaloser - 25/03/2011 08:50 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML
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biggary19 3
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looks like u found a keeper lol

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lilspike2231 5
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Then give him period blood.....jk lmao

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biggary19 3
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looks like u found a keeper lol

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Bakayarou_fml 0
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This "keeper" can now receive a monthly vial of blood from her as proof of HER love :D

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mismonroe 0

Have you earned yours?

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MissBunny25 0
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aw that's sweet..

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bowchickawowbone 0

Ah, true love.<3

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ydi_4_suking 20
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as soon as i would have heard the my first reaction would be dropping it... whatever happened to those dumb friendship braclets or something else... HIV in a vial

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Queene2599 6
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op should be happy that he loves her and can prove it too lmao!:p

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hyper2theMax 0

ppp

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bubble25_fml 5
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hey, nothing says "I love you" more than a vial of blood!

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lasapa 2
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especially if it's nose blood

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iSitt 0

take his blood and make a clone. train it to be your slave. then kill the original and put the clone in his place. Profit!

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bowchickawowbone 0

Love hurts.

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radicaloser 6
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Yes, that sounds like a grand idea!

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AceArctic 4

135 - A severed ear does! 141 - You're going about this all wrong. After she clones him she trains him to be her sex slave, then invites the original over and then they can have a fun night!

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JazzHandsFML 28
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keeper sounds like keep running and don't stop

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FlashBurn 13
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That's creepy... though I guess he could always have been trying to shave his nose hairs.

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Bbhd05 0

Aw how sweet :) he knows how to please a woman for sure.

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karbl058 2
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Get out while you can.

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MissBunny25 0
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give him some blood back, you ungrateful bitch

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BayBeezy 0
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sadistic muhfucka..... I'd give him his own blood with a quick right hook. knock his creepy ass out

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TayonaC 10

I love your dog, it's cute

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josephhhhhh 0
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#123 I love your dog its......ugly as Fuck

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kinga08 0

Run as fast as you can in the opposite direction! Now!

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sophsoph17 0
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I don't have a facebook either

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fluorescentadole_fml 8
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me either, youtube and windows messenger are good enough

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mylifesucksserio 15

ruuuuuunnnnnn

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MEF62 5
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run run as fast as you can!!

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Dennisse_47 17
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You can't catch me! I'm the gingerbread man!!! :D

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SulfurPlague 0

win^

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mmcb14 4
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At least he didn't say it was Tiger Blood ;)

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Xxak907xX 0
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You're a total bitchin' rockstar from mars! lol

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JosherMan 0
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Or a rockstar vatican assassin

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sarapsosis 1
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LMAAOO ^ your pic is killing me, every time I see that damn pedoseal I die lol so frickin creepy

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meowmeowgirl 0
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119- I think your profile picture is the best!

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ChantelRenaeee 0
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niiice...... now back away slowly.....,,,

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lilspike2231 5
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Then give him period blood.....jk lmao

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jackien1 6
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oh that would be awesome.

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sarapsosis 1
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lmao that hilarious

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KMilliron 2
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There is actually a "feminine hygiene product" that some women use to catch, rather than absorb, period blood. Found said product in my stepmoms bathroom. Scarred for life.

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morgs1213 4
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#81 should we be concerned or horrified?

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tippy_pink89 2
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ha, you found her diva cup? those things freak me out too, lol.

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KMilliron 2
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I died a little on the inside.

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MEF62 5
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Those cups are disgusting!!

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dropdead16 0
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what the he'll is a diva cup??? I've never heard of tht?? what?!?!?

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Killuhk 8

Mortified

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techweed 12
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scary....you should run away as fast as you can, wait that might provoke him in that case do this^

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blo0_starZz 0

First time I hear a Saudi talk English that good. & I live in Kuwait o.o

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RockstarRN 10

Gross!!

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aardvarkish 15
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Oh, come on! In some countries, that's considered next to a proposal.

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britt93 7
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and in some OTHER countries it's considered weird! :)

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