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That is so hot.
yeah I doubt you would want to hear your mother moaning to her boyfriend. not exactly my idea of white noise
dat suxx!! wat did u do
Are you surprized that your mom likes to FUUUCK! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGGA5aWxKKk
Maybe they just want your bed to actually get some action this new decade.
ya, take out the tires
@ 106 - I think the FML is about the OP's mom kicking the OP out as the boyfriend entered the house. So SMD.
smd and syod? @106 Im pretty sure that OP does get out of the house enough, and the mom just wants to **** around with the boyfriend. the story is kinda incomplete tho :/
haha yep what that person above me said. my mum just never let's me go anywhere with anyone. but then contradicts herself saying I never ******* go anywhere. well I wonder why....?!
You aren't making any sense. Gangs and murders and rapes have been going on for DECADES. You just hear about it more because technology makes the news more accessible. Not to mention all of the TV shows that increase the awareness of heinous crimes. There is no excuse for sitting at home playing computer games all day. Stop making excuses. Go outside. You'll live, I promise. :)
actually 63, kids these days spend a lot of time out of the house. that's why the term 'not having a life' still gets tossed around a lot
lol smae :P
hahahahahaha well, it's better that way. Do you really want to hear your mother's orgasms in the room next to the one you're in? I don't think so.
agree #3
That's what the like button is for. #6
even after editing they couldn't spell it right-"bugalur" ha! And to the person who told the guy to go read a book, it's really sad that you consider that an insult.
He's not the Burger Burglar, he's the Hamburglar!
and that purple ******!
these comments are full of FAIL!
wow haha
you know what they're about to do (wink wink) lol
Ya. sorry about that.
Leave. . . wait . . . ask for money first.
that's rude of your mom to make you leave. she never seemed to mind riding me when you were sleeping.
oh snap, epic pwnage!
#15 so your mom was a horse? Cuz in that case I bet she got ridden a lot too!
I love your mom
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hahahahahaha well, it's better that way. Do you really want to hear your mother's orgasms in the room next to the one you're in? I don't think so.
Sounds like they use your bed as a special vacation area. :P