Love, Awkward and Make up: Scary

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By -___- - 14/09/2013 00:37 - Canada - Montréal

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML

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By Lexy - 10/11/2018 12:00

Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML

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By r4inb0wbrit3 - 13/07/2012 07:37 - United States - Townsend

Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML

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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

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Saturday 14 September 2013 5:13

Oh my god dump his shallow ass

threer 30

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:15

Hopefully it was a joke. If not, he's just a shallow douchebag.

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That90skid 6

Saturday 14 September 2013 8:13

Prick!

More_Leg 14

Saturday 14 September 2013 8:25

Does no one have a sense of humor anymore? It seems like he was just joking around to me...

WhiteCrimson 23

Saturday 14 September 2013 8:26

Wow what an ass hole. Kick his ass to the curb

Aussieinusa 5

Saturday 14 September 2013 8:27

What a tool. I prefer women with little to no make up, jeans and a t-shirt (or slacks), no need to get all dressed up to hang with me.

etishuman22 32

Saturday 14 September 2013 9:09

Uh, I guess he was joking? I mean, where I'm from,that would be considered a joke but then you say "I'm kidding, I kidding you're beautiful."

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 14 September 2013 9:45

No make up or not should love you...scream about his 5:00 shadow to maybe even things out......actually don't do that just leave him...

Inked0803 12

Saturday 14 September 2013 9:48

He's full of maturity

sandy105 3

Saturday 14 September 2013 10:06

Duuuump hiiim :-)

lolita88_fml 27

Saturday 14 September 2013 10:33

What an asshole, throw a potato at him and then dropkick him through a window.

icyhottt 11

Saturday 14 September 2013 10:54

Time to get a new boyfriend!!!

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