Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
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Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
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asimplesharpie 7
Oh my god dump his shallow ass
threer 30
Hopefully it was a joke. If not, he's just a shallow douchebag.
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Comments (127)
rosie1089 8
Wow u should dump him!
Rosie_Davenport 3
I hope you're single now. What a dick. Joke or not that's rude and immature. Don't let him act that way or he'll keep doing it. "Wear less make up so you're not unrecognizable without it" She should be able to wear as much as she wants or not wear it at all without worrying him being a dick.
V688 12
Why are you dating this asshole !
ZDR 11
..I can't blame him in a way. Sure it's rude, but depends on how much make-up you wear as well cuz from what I know...too much of it for a long time is bad on your skin isn't it.?
XxxAnitaxxX 14
Pull his pants down. Scream in disgust & then calmly walk away.
llnursingll 10
so shallow, hope he is an EX now. "he doesn't deserve you at your best if he can't take you at your worst."
needacharger 10
Time to invest in a new boyfriend. Seriously tho OP, that stinks. Don't let it get to you, someone like that doesn't deserve you
BrookRae 19
This reminds me of GTA when you hit people and they scream for a few seconds then walk away like nothing happened.
gemini_tw 1
i really hope you mean ex boyfriend
Xikira 7
Make up is something most girls do for themselves. I wear makeup because I love the way it looks. If I don't feel like wearing it I won't. It's pretty jacked up and shallow of the boyfriend to act like that. You are with the person for themselves not the make up. I think it's time for a new bf.