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Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML

Rough

Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML