By Noname - 08/02/2009 07:39 - Canada

Today, I was watching 24 and realized that Jack Bauer had gotten more action in 5 hours than I had in 5 months. FML
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You have to remember that actors have a certain persona and in no way reflect how they are as a person. So even though Jack Bauer gets "more action" than you, it probably isn't the way he acts in person. So just remember movies/shows = fake.

Get real, he's not.

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You have to remember that actors have a certain persona and in no way reflect how they are as a person. So even though Jack Bauer gets "more action" than you, it probably isn't the way he acts in person. So just remember movies/shows = fake.

I'd say Kiefer probably gets more action than him IRL given that he's a famous movie star from a famous family starring in his own hit TV show. Even THEN it's still not a vary good FML. I submit: Today, I learned that both Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain have gotten more action than me. FML Yeah, my heart bleeds.

Get real, he's not.

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Isn't that the point?

hes jack bauer, you dont stand a chance. he cured cancer... in 24 hours.lol.FYL

hahahaha i second the nip/tuck comment...you'll feel like hell.

#1.. It's Hollywood #2.. It's scripted= fake

i third the nip/tuck comment. you would feel like killing yourself after watching that show if you think that jack bauer gets more girls than you.

Today, some asshole gave away critical details about 24. FML

Jack Bauer is a BEAST. But seriously, you can't talk about Jack without the words bomb, terrorist, or (deadly) virus, in the same sentence.