FML : Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two...

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Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By paulwatson93 - / Tuesday 17 May 2011 04:28 / United States

Intimacy

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By redbluegreen | 40

#2522913 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:11

What a crushing story!

By anorexicbarbie | 8

#2522911 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:10

It took you two crushed nuts to find that out?

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By dudemansoccer | 0

#2522901 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:06

I still don't get what happened

CateXOX | 0

#2522918 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:11

I don't really get how OP "crushed his nuts" with the ball, unless he was lying on his back and dropped the bowling ball on himself.

Bano360 | 25

#2522968 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:23

Or ya know, sitting on a seat whilst spinning the ball.

prince122 | 0

#2523487 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:03

I think after that he attempted to spin the bowling ball to spin of the tip of his penis which ended with testicles being crushed.

jdeshnerx3 | 0

#2523885 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 17:48

wow you're dumb lol

trav747 | 0

#2529812 - Wednesday 18 May 2011 18:39

dumbass

By CateXOX | 0

#2522903 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:07

Heavy, shiny balls referring to the bowling balls, not your lack of balls, correct?

Fuk_Your_Life | 2

#2523572 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:14

Idiot

livin_plur | 0

#2527546 - Wednesday 18 May 2011 6:48

well since he's lacking balls the only ones he could talk about were the bowling balls

By anorexicbarbie | 8

#2522911 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:10

It took you two crushed nuts to find that out?

By redbluegreen | 40

#2522913 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:11

What a crushing story!

rakooligan | 11

#2523028 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:45

I know! OP must be nuts!

slightlypyro1996 | 4

#2523217 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 13:56

such a smashing defeat!

OceanProtection | 0

#2524005 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:37

Care to teach me how to raise my nuts while holding a cup? :/. Havin issues here

freelove_fml | 2

#2524843 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:53

Just google "2 nuts 1 cup".

snippyxD | 7

#2526112 - Wednesday 18 May 2011 0:50

Dude, shut up.

By mrahhhhh | 17

#2522927 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:13

I sincerely hope you smashed your balls beyond repair. You deserve the Darwin award for that shit, and the only way to qualify is to take yourself out of the gene pool.

DjeePee | 24

#2523208 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 13:53

That's what I was thinking. We should all be glad OP crushed his own balls. Not only because otherwise innocent balls were harmed, but merely because we don't want people with his intellect breeding.