By paulwatson93 - 17/5/2011 04:28 - United States
  Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
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By  mrahhhhh  |  19

I sincerely hope you smashed your balls beyond repair. You deserve the Darwin award for that shit, and the only way to qualify is to take yourself out of the gene pool.

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  DjeePee  |  24

That's what I was thinking. We should all be glad OP crushed his own balls. Not only because otherwise innocent balls were harmed, but merely because we don't want people with his intellect breeding.