I still don't get what happened

I don't really get how OP "crushed his nuts" with the ball, unless he was lying on his back and dropped the bowling ball on himself.

Or ya know, sitting on a seat whilst spinning the ball.

I think after that he attempted to spin the bowling ball to spin of the tip of his penis which ended with testicles being crushed.

wow you're dumb lol

dumbass

Heavy, shiny balls referring to the bowling balls, not your lack of balls, correct?

Idiot

well since he's lacking balls the only ones he could talk about were the bowling balls

It took you two crushed nuts to find that out?

What a crushing story!

I know! OP must be nuts!

such a smashing defeat!

Care to teach me how to raise my nuts while holding a cup? :/. Havin issues here

Just google "2 nuts 1 cup".

Dude, shut up.

I sincerely hope you smashed your balls beyond repair. You deserve the Darwin award for that shit, and the only way to qualify is to take yourself out of the gene pool.

That's what I was thinking. We should all be glad OP crushed his own balls. Not only because otherwise innocent balls were harmed, but merely because we don't want people with his intellect breeding.

lmfao xD

Really? A few beers will make you that stupid?...

I'm gonna have to say it Wasn't the alcohol...

You sound like the smart type xD goodjob..

You're a massive idiot. You know how much those balls weigh and whether you're in a drunken state or not, you should know better.

You bloody cadburry! Learn how to handle your drinks. Sincerely, Your (now crushed) Nuts.

That's nuts! Heheheh get it!? Nuts! Okay I'm sorry... I'll go away.

thankyou very much.

ahahaha

That's gay... balls were touching.