Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Top comments
keven305 0
you have a nice mom
CateXOX 0
I hate people who post that they need people's numbers. You really shouldn't give your number out online, you know there's a site that is dedicated to displaying every phone number ever posted on facebook.
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Comments (170)
ChantelRenaeee 0
your mum is amazing. I applaud her.
mrahhhhh 21
What the **** do you expect? Give a human being a way to talk to people without being able to get hurt physically and take away all nonverbal communication, along with a person's tone of voice, and everybody becomes a bigger asshole than usual.
ConradDavid 1
well said
McMizzlerFiggler 0
What a dick. Just shut the **** up if you have nothing nice to say;)
brainsoverbeauty 21
Amen mrahhh. I wholeheartedly agree with you.
ambowew 7
Mum - 1 You - 0 It could also be negative, because you got owned good. If the tally doesn't retract, never fear, because your dignity is certainly going backwards.
gorina 0
Sounds like your mom is the one without friends if she's the one lurkin' Facebook to bring her own daughter down.
Jamialia 5
Well said
laminscate8 0
Which is why you should never add parents. They be creepin'.
azurewave 6
16- you don't know how old the op is. they could be like 16 and mom could have just been on the profile making sure there isn't any inappropriate content on her fb.
gorina 0
Age has nothing to do with it in my opinion. If the kid is old enough to have a cell phone they're old enough for mommy to not monitor their Facebook. Either way, bitchy comment was bitchy~
MegamiKaosu 28
for that reason I had two fb and myspace (when I used it) I hate how my mom didn't trust for for no reason so I gave her one....
jennifer93 0
that's horrible, glad I don't have my mom as a friend on FB
JustinThunder 8
They always hit you when you least expect it..
docscientist 10
Wtf is Facebook?
jklol11 0
WTF?!?!?! you don't know what Facebook is?!?!?!?!?!?!
gorina 0
Sarcasm = right over jk's head. That comment was better than the FML.
ChantelRenaeee 0
he's probably just messin' with you.
iLazy 0
Facebook is a book with the faces of people on it.
teague95 16
39: that was just lame
iLazy 0
So sue me
gorina 0
I thought it was cute.
jklol11 0
your moms a bitch OP. fyl
Egnar 19
"Today my mom made a joke - My facebook FRIENDS thought it was funny, because they have a sense of humor."
zolziski 11
Yeah, I don't see the issue either. And all the people sympathizing with the OP and calling the mom unfavorable names obviously can't take a joke either. At least it seems 32 of the OP's friends can...
mexicotoucher 7
OP's mum could've put the ol' 'lol jk' in the comment. It's not that hard. And if OP has self esteem issues, this could be devastating for him or her.
Tenaed 7
win^ xD