Just a dream!
By boxerlife15 - 03/02/2020 05:00 - United States - San Antonio
I agree, your life sucks
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Beginner
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Happy ending
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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Checking you out
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Socialite
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Perfectionist
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Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it. -
I'm a rock star
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.