FML : Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me...

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By .... - / Thursday 31 December 2010 06:23 / Canada

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By null_fml | 11

#746866 - Thursday 31 December 2010 12:15

Did you grasp your knee and go "Sshhhh--Ahhhhh... Shhhhhh--Ahhhhhhhh" for a while?

By myfriend_youfail | 3

#747106 - Thursday 31 December 2010 16:32

Wrong FML, buddy.

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By lettertjes | 0

#746857 - Thursday 31 December 2010 12:04

That was probably not his most kindhearted moment. But how is this an FML?

cucuto89 | 0

#748201 - Friday 1 January 2010 4:06

well he did give 1 type of hand, a round of applause!

ILikePopCorn | 0

#886238 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 22:03

haha, your dad is frikken halarious.

By null_fml | 11

#746866 - Thursday 31 December 2010 12:15

Did you grasp your knee and go "Sshhhh--Ahhhhh... Shhhhhh--Ahhhhhhhh" for a while?

Rebecca1993 | 0

#747624 - Thursday 31 December 2010 21:52

Lmao!

BritishHobo | 0

#748077 - Friday 1 January 2010 2:25

Shit.

hahaha822 | 0

#748447 - Friday 1 January 2010 9:21

hahahahaha ! this is from Step Brothers am I right ?

hahaha822 | 0

#751686 - Sunday 3 January 2010 2:29

I meant family guy . sorry, I just saw step brothers so had that in my head . .

By SettoFail | 9

#746873 - Thursday 31 December 2010 12:18

DON'T BE SO DAMN CLUMSY.

By itsgen | 15

#746885 - Thursday 31 December 2010 12:30

Woah your dads an ass
i feel sorry for you

By YayAmerica | 0

#746887 - Thursday 31 December 2010 12:33

"the guy I've been texting". On the bright side, it should be pretty easy to end the "relationship."

myfriend_youfail | 3

#747106 - Thursday 31 December 2010 16:32

Wrong FML, buddy.

null_fml | 11

#747749 - Thursday 31 December 2010 23:14

Or maybe she tripped over the block of ice because she was paying too much attention to her phone while texting that guy.

somuchjustice | 0

#748476 - Friday 1 January 2010 9:52

wrong fml douche. All though the random post made me giggle slightly.

By lpwTJtilli | 6

#746889 - Thursday 31 December 2010 12:34

haha your dad is awesome

By daydreamstar | 7

#746890 - Thursday 31 December 2010 12:35

agreed, tilli

By daydreamstar | 7

#746894 - Thursday 31 December 2010 12:38

6, I think you put your comment on the wrong story. :) but I totally agree with you on that point ^^

By BangOut | 2

#746904 - Thursday 31 December 2010 12:54

+1 Favorite :D Having dad with sense of humor = priceless ;)

By itouchguy360 | 3

#746915 - Thursday 31 December 2010 13:28

haha! My father does that all the time! I just slap him on my back and say, now give me a real hand! Your dad and mine would be best friends!

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