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Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

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By Horndog - 02/04/2022 18:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML

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By arctic1 - 27/05/2009 09:45 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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By blueballs - 14/09/2012 00:06 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

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Submission

By Anonymous - 24/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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Smooth talker

By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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Consent

By jon - 31/08/2012 21:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 00:45 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML

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tooyoungtooold 11

Sunday 26 October 2014 8:35

In all honesty I think it may be the closeness of the hug combined with the psychological reasoning that she really trusts you is what gave you the hard-on

sk8s4d8s 15

Sunday 26 October 2014 8:36

This happened to me once, dicks have a mind of their own

Comments

kotake 7

Monday 27 October 2014 4:01

Tears are the best lubricant... But seriously it's really just the emotional aspect. Crying is a form of healing, and hugging a form a comfort. You're healing + comforting someone you love. Not only do you feel wanted, important, etc. But you're experiencing a closeness to someone you're attracted to. So little you gets eager. Sex isn't perverted, it's natural.

ice723 5

Monday 27 October 2014 4:56

its because you were comforting her and protecting her

jajajanie 13

Monday 27 October 2014 5:01

Being the hero to her probably did it. Sounds awkward and maybe upsetting in the moment but im sure it can be laughed off later.

BlackCheeto 5

Monday 27 October 2014 6:00

Boners have a mind of their ******* own

OutsiderSik 8

Monday 27 October 2014 11:14

you must have give shoulder to her.

pennamay 11

Monday 27 October 2014 14:55

Maybe you were turned on that she felt comfortable enough to do such a thing in front of you.

ShenaniganNinja 20

Monday 27 October 2014 16:51

Our dicks have minds of their owns. The other night I was on a date. This girl had injured her arm and every few minutes she would moan in pain and clutch my arm really tightly. I felt really guilty that it turned me on.