Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

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Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
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tooyoungtooold 11

In all honesty I think it may be the closeness of the hug combined with the psychological reasoning that she really trusts you is what gave you the hard-on

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sk8s4d8s 15

This happened to me once, dicks have a mind of their own

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syed121417 22

Honestly, a lot of boners can just be caused by extremes emotions. Like adrenaline rushes, sadness and anger. which many girls don't understand. ladies, we discharge at random times and guys can get hard at random times, as well.

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Loboman 6

Let's not read into this too much. That is how babies are born.

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xoxkclxox 12

Same thing that happened to me with my boyfriend, I was like what the ****?!? Haha

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picturescrazy 24

I don't think it's that uncommon. I've noticed two different boyfriends of mine get them while comforting me while I was upset.

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StonedLegend 3

I honestly hope you read this and I haven't read any other comments yet but I think the hard on was a result of pure intimacy you two shared in that moment

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Drosophila82 18

It means nothing except that dicks are dicks.... They have a mind of their own..

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